SPIDER-MAN One Shots

Fangirls

Peter was pretty famous around the tower. Everyone saw him as the super smart and hot genius. Since all the girls were way older than him, they didn't try anything. But, they did do this one thing just to piss him off. Every single time Peter would walk into the tower FRIDAY would announce is arrival and all the intern girls would rush down and form a crowd. They would grab at his shirt and start squealing like crazy and pretended to be fangirls of him. They never missed a day. Never.

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Peter got off the bus and looked towards the large looming tower and groaned. This would be the end of him. He seemed to forget about the daily occurrence of overexcited fangirls.

When he walked in with the rest of the group FRIDAY immediately took note of it.

"Welcome Mr. Parker."

"Hey, FRI."

His classmates turned to look at him and he just shrugged. And that's when a loud shriek resounded across the lobby. Oh shit.

"PETEEEERRRRR!"

40 girls that Peter knew all too well  rushed up and surrounded him. They began to grab at his shirt like they always do. The receptionist had told the girls in advance that his school would be coming here and they planned to mess him up good. They were prepared to embarrass the shit out of him.

They started to rip his shirt until it eventually ripped in half and shouted things like,

"Peter! I love you so much oh my god."

"You're so hot!!"

"I'm thirsty all of a sudden!"

"MARRY ME I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD"

One breathed really loudly and screamed at the top of her lungs. Everyone stopped to look at her and she shrugged and said, "Sorry, I just needed to let all my feelings I had for Peter out. 'Cause I'm desperate."

The girls resumed their fangirling. They were shrieking and shaking their hands around. Some stroked his face and abs and flirted jokingly. They were all extremely pretty and Peter was flattered, but he didn't appreciate the amount of shirts that got torn up because of them. Peter's classmate, however, were shocked to the core. Why was Peter getting so much bait? From that angle they couldn't see exactly why.

'This was going on for too long' Peter thought. I gotta get some backup.

"FRIDAY, Code F"

A few seconds later, the Avengers were walking out of the elevator with unamused expressions on their faces.

"Holy shit." Flash muttered. Ned started in awe and MJ was drawing Peter in her crisis notebook.

"Alright, girls." Tony began, "leave Peter alone, it's been long enough."

All the fangirls sighed and slowly dispersed. Peter turned around to meet his classmates. Everyone's breath hitched when they caught sight of Peter's abs. They were all thinking the same thing. Peter looks like a fucking god.

"Thanks, Dad. It was getting a bit much."

Everyone gasped.

"No problem, kid.", Tony said with a huge grin. "Anything for my son."

"WHAT THE FUCK", Flash yelled. "You're his son!?!"

"Why you getting so much bait, though?", Abraham asked.

"Oh my god, this is so cool!", Ned said, too preoccupied to notice the lovesick glance Betty sent towards him. 

"Oh my god! I bully Tony Stark's son!", Flash said a little too loudly.

All of the Avengers simultaneously turned towards Flash.

"You what."