I got fat

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Peter didn't really understand Starlord. Why did he think Footloose was such a good movie? And why was his name Starlord? It was such a dumb name.

"Hey Starlord?"

"What, Peter?"

"What's your name?"

"Uh, Peter."

Suddenly Peter realized something.

"WOAH! Are you ME from the future?"

Quill paused for a second. Was this kid for real? He decided to play along with it.

"Yes."

Peter crinkled his nose.

"Dang it, I got fat."

Quill widened his eyes and looked over at him annoyed.

"OKAY-"

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