Dipper's POV
We were in the living room watching Tiger Fist when it started. Most days, (y/n) would stay with us since morning 'till night.
Narrator: *in the tv* The tiger was badly injured in the explosion but we repaired him with a fist.
You, Dipper, Mabel, and Soos: *cheer*
Narrator: Tiger Fist will return after these messages.
Soos: Hey look, is that commercial I was telling you guys about.
Narrator: Are you completely miserable? Then you need to meet *in a soft yet creepy whisper* Gideon!!!
Dipper: Gideon?
You: What makes him so special?
Narrator: He's a psychic!
Mabel: *tilts her head* Aru?
Narrator: Don't waste your time with other so called "Man of Mystery". Learn about tomorrow tonight at Gideon's tent of telepathy!!! *says the credits*
Mabel: Wow, I'm getting all curious-y inside!
Stan: Well don't get to curious-y, ever since that monster Gideon rolled into town I've had nothing but trouble.
Mabel: Is he really a psychic?!?
You: I think we should go and find out!
Stan: Never! You're forbidden from patronizing the competition! No one that lives under my roof is aloud under that... Gideon's roof.
Dipper: Do tents have roofs?
Mabel: I think we just found our loophole! Literally! *shows you and Dipper a piece of string with a loop* Muap muap!
Narrator: So come down soon, folks! Gideon's expecting you!
And so later on we go to Gideon's Tent of Telepathy. As we sat down, I got a strange feeling up my spine that I did NOT like...
Dipper: Woah, this is like a bizarro version of the Mystery Shack.
You: They even have their own Soos! *points at a man who looks similar to Soos but is named Deuce according to his name tag*
Soos: *glares at Deuce as he eats his empanada*
Mabel: It's starting! It's starting!!!
Dipper: Let's see what this monster looks like.
The lights go dark and the stage lights up showing a big silhouette of a person. The curtains open showing a kid about our age, possible younger, with hair bigger than its entire head.
Gideon: Hello America! My name's Lil' Gideon!!! *claps his hands as dove's come out of his hair*
Audience: *cheers*
You: That's Stan's mortal enemy?
Mabel: But he's so wittle!
Gideon: Ladies and gentlemen, it is such a gift to have you here tonight! Such a gift! I have a vision. I predict you'll soon all say "Aww!!!" *does a "cute" pose*
Audience: Aww!!!
Mabel: It came true!!!
Dipper: What? I'm not impressed.
You: Me neither.
Mabel: You're both impressed~!!!
Gideon: Hit it, dad!
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Monster Hunters (Gravity Falls Dipper x Reader)
FanfictionFor the first time in forever, Dipper and Mabel Pines have been sent to Gravity Falls to live with their great uncle. A weird old man who owns a tourist trap. He seemed strange. One of the workers is a large young funny guy who seemed to be in his c...
