Ep.16: Roadside Attraction

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Dipper's POV

It had been a few days since the girls brought the unicorn hair, and Ford and I were able to surround the shack with it for protection.

As for today, when I came outside, I saw Stan packing a large white van.

Stan: And don't forget the bug spray!!! It's perfect for spraying in the face of hitchhikers!!!

Dipper: Whoa, an RV? Camping gear? Are you running from the law again?

Soos: Dude, it's the ultimate Oregon road trip adventure!!!

Stan: More like revenge trip.

Dipper: Huh?

Stan: Every year the tourist trap competitor's prank the Mystery Shack. Last year those hooligans duck taped Soos to the ceiling.

Soos: That was a fun seventy eight hours!!!

Stan: Well, no more!!! *gives Dipper an Oregon pamphlet* This year we're visiting every tourist trap along the Redwood Highway and I'm gonna prank back every single one!!!

Mabel, Candy, and Grenda: *walk near Dipper*

Grenda: Bow-wow!!! Time to let the road dogs bark!!!

Candy: That is us!!! We are the road dogs!!!

Mabel: Thanks for letting me bring Candy and Grenda along for our road trip, Grunkle Stan!!!

Stan: The more the merrier!!! Just sign these non-disclosure agreements. *gives Candy and Grenda some papers* None of your parents are lawyers, right?

Candy, Grenda, and Stan: *enter the RV*

Soos: *jumps down* What do you say, dude? You coming?

Mabel: I already went through the of packing all your stuff~!!! *drops the box, revealing many pictures of you*

Honestly, I was debating with myself all week deciding whether to add this part or not cuz......

Dip, this is creepy af.

Mabel: What the-?!? *sigh* What's that...?

Dipper: *picking up the pictures* Uh- Nothing! Just... (y/n)... stuff...

Mabel and Soos: *GROAN*

Mabel: Bro, I thought you were finally past all this...!

Dipper: *sigh* I know, I know! I know she's not interested and I know it's over, but how do you just turn off your feelings about someone...?

Mabel: Two words, Dipper: move on.

Soos: Yeah dude. And a road trip's the perfect place to meet new people!

Dipper: ... *looks at a picture of you before looking at a travel pamphlet*

You: *walking over* Whatcha got there?

Dipper: AH- Uh- *hides both behind his back* N-Nothing!!! J-just uh, road trip... stuff...!!!

You: Um... ok...? Does that mean you're going on the road trip with us?

Dipper: Y-you're going?

You: Well duh! I'm not missing this opportunity to get back at the others for messing up the shack!

Dipper: Yeah, I'm going to...!

You: Awesome! See you in the RV then!

Dipper: Y-Yeah, see ya...

And so we left the shack and started the road trip. As much as the thought of moving on from (y/n) hurt, I already knew she didn't feel the same way. I had known this for a long time.

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