"hyung!!" jungkook yelled at yoongi.
"what-"
"haha, watch me hit that yEET!!"
"a- a what?"
"y.. y e e t."
"TELL ME WHAT THAT MEANS BEFORE I - BEAT - YOUR ASS."
"whoaaa!" hobi said, suddenly walking in. "what's got my little toesucker in such a triggered state?"
taehyung piped in, answering his question. "jungkook picked up some new language."
"really?" hoseok looked at jungoo, seemingly interested in what that new language was. "let's hear it!"
"um.. hobi hyung, l-let's get this bread."
"this- what?"
"LESSGEDDIT. LETS GET THIS BREAD."
"I... I hate bread. are you mocking me?"
"no hyung, it's-"
"TAEHYUNG HOLD ME BACK-" hoseok yelled, getting ready to beat jungkook's ass along with yoongi.
just then namjoon floated into the room. "yah. what's all the commotion about?"
"this little bitchboy is threatening me with God's wheat. his whole grains. his precious oats. his golden brown bread crumbs."
a gasp was heard from leadernim. "jungoo?" he said, a look of absolute shock on his face. jungkook was on the verge of tears, about to explain before he got cut off.
"I didn't know you were the type to flame people like that. im very disappointed in you." namjoon said, a sad sigh leaving his mouth.
jungkook was held back by jimin who seemingly appeared out of no where. "HYUNG NO PLEASE IM SO-"
"a h a h a h . you know what this calls for. right, junglebook?"
"ᵖ⁻ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ʰʸᵘⁿᵍ⁻"
"sit down juancock. and get comfortable."
"ᵈᶦⁿᵍ ᵈᵒⁿᵍ"
hobi, jimin, yoongi and tae were confused.
jimin spoke. "wha-"
"ᵈᶦⁿᵍ ᵈᵒⁿᵍ"
tae scratched his ear, thinking he was hearing things. "does anyone else hear tha-"
"ᵈᶦⁿᵍ ᵈᵒⁿᵍ ᵈᶦⁿᵍ ᵈᵒⁿᵍ ᵈᶦⁿᵍ ᵈᵒⁿᵍ"
hobi seemed puzzled. "namjoon what are you doin-"
"ᵈᶦⁿᵍ ᵈᵒⁿᵍ ᵈᶦⁿᵍ ᵈᵒⁿᵍ ᵈᶦⁿᵍ ᵈᵒⁿᵍ ᵈᶦⁿᵍ ᵈᵒⁿᵍ ᴅɪɴɢ ᴅᴏɴɢ ᴅɪɴɢ ᴅᴏɴɢ ᴅɪɴɢ ᴅᴏɴɢ ᴅɪɴɢ ᴅᴏɴɢ D҉I҉N҉G҉ D҉O҉N҉G҉ D҉I҉N҉G҉ D҉O҉N҉G҉ D҉I҉N҉G҉ D҉O҉N҉G҉ ƊƖƝƓ ƊƠƝƓ ƊƖƝƓ ƊƠƝƓ ƊƖƝƓ ƊƠƝƓ."
yoongay screamed. "JESUS fkUC STOP IT WITH YOUR PANCAKE LOOKING ASS JOON I SWEAR ON MY LEFT NIPPLE THAT I WILL OᗷᒪITEᖇᗩTE yOU."
"₩Ⱨ₳₮ ₮ⱧɆ ₣Ʉ₵₭ ł₴ ₳ⱠⱠ ₮Ⱨł₴ ₵Ø₥₥Ø₮łØ₦ ₳฿ØɄ₮." jin yelled. namjoon looked back, seeing a very angry bf, his worldwide shoulders breaking down walls.
"o-oh babe I was just teaching jungoo a lesson." bimbojoon stuttered.
"F O R W H A T ? "
"using new language-"
"his new language is a part of him growing up now I know he's a grown ass 21 year old but can you let the poor boy live I mean for fucks sake I once caught him jerking off to a pic of jimin's whole ass toes have pity on him. not to mention he on the daily quotes vines from dead compilations. and his timbs. oh my goodness- his timbs."
jimin looked disgusted. "he WHAT."
"his timbs, jiminshii." taehyung said, clearing things up.
jungkook wheezed, wanting to get out of the room as fast as possible, but jimin stopped him before he could go anywhere.
"kookie.." namjoon said. "...I didn't know you were having such intense problems.. it's ok. we support you. we can help you get through your toe phase together."
"ᴵ ᵈᵒⁿᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ᵗᵒᵉ ᶠᵉᵗᶦˢʰ ʰʸᵘⁿᵍ"
"say that to my feet you sick ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ."
"jimin hyung to be fair you do have some really pretty toes-"
"you see that's what maryiguana does to you. have you been smoking the devil's patoot, jungoo?" hobi asked.
"no hyung-"
yoongi budded in. "yah. just leave the golden maknae alone. if he says he doesnt have a toe fetish then let him be."
"ᵗʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᵉˣᵃᶜᵗˡʸ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵃⁿᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᶠᵉˡˡᵒʷ ᵗᵒᵉ ˢᵘᶜᵏᵉʳ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ˢᵃʸ" jimin added.
"oh for f u c k s s a k e - "
