His least favourite virtues are love, compassion, and chastity. Exhibit examples of any of those, and he reserves the right to kick you out the window. (Unless you're exhibiting an undying admiration for Lord Zalgo, or just really love working for him.)
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Head-Cannons: A Creepypasta Headcanon Book
FanfictionWe know so little about our favourite creeps, killers, and demons. So let's mix in some chaos! Keeping canon information in mind, let's take a look at everything from character heights to literal head-cannons!
