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strolling down, many necessities coiled up in boxes or shelves occupying one another in rows of many. categorized as usual like this daily routine of spending my time as a cashier at the local Korean department store.
its a thing.
and so is pineapple on pizza. what a disgrace. at least thats what the fucked up people on broadway and california think. i'm currently loathing in a store of Korea dying to have a taste of Hawaiian pizza. but instead i have to watch all these sweaty gym fatties walk through the door- like i said- as a daily routine, grabbing my perfectly stacked water bottles and chugging them down without paying first.
then, so god help me- i have to suffer for 5-10 minutes of smelly millennials , not to fucking mention how the air conditioner and busted up fans facing my way, help me get a good sniff of afternoon workouts.
its like this everyday. i'm a shitty no good cashier high schooler thats living off my own parents, working part time at this small, but rationally aesthetic, department just because my mom wants me to lift my ass up for once in my lifetime.
oh-did i mention how the fact that my father owns the store? well he does, and thats the reason why i mentioned how i'm living off my parents. i work in their store. i live in their house. i work part-time for them
"hey..Mcfatty." i sneer catching the attention of the man just over the counter, back facing me with his ass crack in view.
he turns slightly, eyebrow cocked. a complete unbothered but annoyed glare apparent on his face.
"if you're going to be drinking the water in my store. i suggest you pay right away before i shove that bottle of JackDaniels up your sweaty asscrack"
"geez kid who pissed in your cheerios? relax. were done here anyways."
he pulls out a ten dollar bill gliding it over the cream colored counter.
"thanks." i cheer seeing them walk out one by one.
"oh- and by the way. i eat fruit loops not cheerios. get it right next time."
i could hear the scoff of the man followed by a line of curses as the door slams shut
i'm just not in my normal nature as of now.
i'm not usually this pissy. or like this at all. its the fact that i have two english essays over due, a history exam in two weeks. a math exam following that. and a whole head-ass chemistry exam. one of my worst classes because i'm so bad at chemistry.
that applies to real life too.
i'm too young for this stress. i cant be two people, and if i were in fact two people. that other me is the other half of a whole idiot.
