I'm still here / Stuck in Naruto (incomplete)

Merry Christmas, guys (XMAS Special)

( From the WEBTOON Watermelon)

Okay, look guys, I know I haven't updated in literally forever, but my friend just started working on the chapter, and has yet to send me her overall progress, but I hope it's exiting. IF YOU ARE READING THIS THEN PLZ SEND ME THE PROGRESS YOU HAVE MADE PLZ PLZ PLZ

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Merry Christmas, guys... I guess. I mean, it is the 25th n stuff.

I got an iPad and I'm getting the pen that goes with it tomorrow, so yay *concealing excitement*.

I guess I'll have to write a short little story for Christmas with absolutely no plan in mind. Get ready...

Akira POV

    In the real world, it's December 24th, Christmas Eve. I know because of the tally's on my wall.

I'd say it is 11:27 pm and I can't sleep, because I'm wondering if there is a Santa here. Probably not, though.

An idea struck me (uh oh).

If there is no Santa, then I'll be Santa. I can feel the groans and eye rolls, but bear with me.

I put on all of my gear and headed out on this unusually warm night. The streets were empty and bare, just a few Shinobi's and teenagers. The store wasn't far at all, just a few blocks down from my place. The store itself was pretty small, but it should have the stuff I need.

I inspected what they had thoroughly whilst the creepy manager lady watched me like a hawk. Shivers crept down my spine. I avoided her gaze, but could still feel it on me. The smell in here was sweet, almost as if it was growing sweeter. It was like ginger, cinnamon and a little bit of strawberries and other fruits. I guess sleep was catching up to me, since my eyelids slowly became heavy and my vision could barely focus.

My eyes widened, "Wait-".

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"-ot the stuff?"

"'Course. What am I to you, an idiot."

"Well..."

What the hell is this, I questioned myself. Where am I?

"Would you two stop being yourselves for two seconds and see that she's waking up?"

Nani?

"Wha- OH LOOK SHE IS!"

I slowly opened my eyes, but closed them from the light's brightness.

"HAHA-."

"Shaddup!"

I finally opened them, and when I did... there was a light blaring in my face.

I hissed. It turned off.

I looked across the room, but couldn't see anything because of the great big green and purple-

"Hi,  Akira, how are you today?"

"I can't see shit, so not good," I said, glaring at the headless bodies.

(If you're confused, think about when you look at a light and there is this green and purple spot in your eyes where you can't see, so she's trying o look at them but the light blinded her. Your welcome.)

"What do you mean, your eyes are op- OW WHAT THE HECK, TEME!?"

Oh.

It was clearer now, both my vision and my captors.

Team 7 was all standing in front of me, Naruto holding the big lump on his head, Duckass was looking elsewhere, hn-ing, and Sakura was switching between smiling at me and lovingly staring at Ducky.

They straightened out and shouted, "MERRY CHRISTMAS, AKIRA! Dattebayo!"

"So let me get this straight. You gas me, kidnap me and tie me up to say that?"

"That's not how you're supposed to do it?" Naruto asked, cocking his head.

"No."

"Oh."

I sighed, "Christmas is a happy time of the year where families and friends gather, eat and play. But the most important part is SANTA!"

"San-t-ta...?"

"Yeah, he's an old fat dude that breaks into peoples homes to eat your food and leave gifts- OH now I understand why he might not be here, he's afraid of being caught by our shinobi lol." I laughed.

Duckass looked at me funny. "'old fat dude that breaks into peoples homes to eat your food and leave gifts.' Huh?"

I swiftly nodded, " that's why I was at the store, so I could pretend to be Santa-."

"I will break you if you do that," Duckass cut me off.

"I meant just the presents, which would lead to us all getting together cuz I'm lonely..."

Sakura finally spoke. "Awwwwwe, all you needed to do was tell us!"

"Meh."

Naruto suddenly started to choke, probably from the blast of words that are transferring to his mouth. Oh dear...

~(^w^)~

T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-that's all, folks!

HatsuneMiku085 out.

BAI