galileo figaro magnifico ➳ ben hardy [1]

imessage group chat

"theo has a boner"

theodosia (peach)
timothée (elio)
armie (oliver)
elizabeth (woman)

elio
so here's the situation
theo here has a new celeb
crush
but this time we're gonna
find a way to make it work
out!
so she already messaged
him
one attachment: screenshot
and he messaged her
saying he would talk to her
again later
so we need parental advice

peach
pls :)

oliver
no

peach
:(
mumma help

woman
aw honey we're gonna
make this work the best
we can
just talk to him normally
like you had with timmy
just minus y'know
y'know
just have a polite
conversation and get to
know one another

peach
mumma how am i
supposed to do that if i
want to jump his bones

oliver
y'know, there are some
things you just don't need
to share with your parents

woman
armie hush
theo, i see where you're
coming from, but let's
establish a friendship first,
yes?

peach
almost like ignore that i
said the thing and just
proceed????

woman
exactly

oliver
that's terrible advice

woman
then what would you have
her do, oh wise one?

oliver
acknowledge that you said
the thing because you did
say it and you can't take it
back now
and by acknowledge i mean
chat with him and if he
brings it up then own up to
it and be like yeah i'd love
for you to make me your
car, man and see what
happens from there
i never would have
thought you got as far as
you did with timmy but
hey you did!
and maybe you can have a
more romantic, adult
situation with this hardy
kid

elio
that

woman
is actually great advice????

elio
exactly what i was going
to say

oliver
i try

peach
oof he messaged me
here goes nothing folx !!!

oliver
godspeed, daughter