galileo figaro magnifico ➳ ben hardy [1]

imessage group chat

"our little family"

theodosia (peach)
timothée (elio)
ryes (agent dad)
josephine (agent mum)

peach
what's the sitch, boys
is timmy going uk wit me
or no

agent dad
i hate it when you speak

agent mum
don't talk to our daughter
like that
this is why i want a divorce

peach
WHAT

elio
OUR PARENTS AREN'T
ALLOWED TO DIVORCE

agent mum
it's a joke cool
also: it's a go
however

agent dad
however we'll have to cut
down your european tour

peach
by how much

agent dad
you can only do the uk

peach
that's fine by me. we could
literally skip all of my
america dates and just do
the uk and i'd be satisfied

agent mom
?????!!!!!

elio
peachy has a beau

peach
i do not, you snitch

agent dad
just pls don't make it
another timmy situation
and have the entire world
have a meltdown

elio
hey that's pretty much
what our real parents
said !!

agent dad
i thought josie and i were
your real parents :(

peach
oh hell no
armie and elizabeth are
our real parents

agent mom
they already have kids !!
we don't !!

elio
then get to work !!

agent mom
cool i never want to hear
you say that again!
but who's the beau????

elio
it's ben hardy
as in the dream boat who
played roger taylor in the
new queen biopic
bohemian rhapsody

agent dad
get some

peach
would you look at the
time, i need to go jump off
of our balcony!

agent dad
dramatic. we'll be there
in five to discuss aatfk