galileo figaro magnifico ➳ ben hardy [1]

imessage group chat

"queen"

ben (rog)
theodosia (rog's car)
joseph (deaky)
gwilym (bri)
rami (fred)
lucy (mary)

mary
i miss theo
she's so pretty
i just want to sit there and
gaze at her all day

fred
i'm here

mary
but you're not theo

rog
what a coincidence lucy, i
want to do the same thing
oh shit she's in this group
chat now
oh no oh no oh no oh no

rog's car
you make my heart go
vroom vroom

deaky
listen, mate, if you don't
snatch her up, i will

rog
firstly, maaaaate
secondly, no

bri
he says no as if he's her
father and she's not
permitted to date

fred
he says no as if they're
secretly already dating

mary
you've both made it
weird!
theo, how's cali?

rog's car
bleh
but i think it's bleh
because i miss you guys
and i feel gross from the
plane ride
and my reading is in five
hours and i haven't
showered yet
and tim is being a grump
ass towards me
and i feel clingy and want
to be held by all of you
ew ew ew ew
lucy come hold me

rog
oh :(

rog's car
*lucy come hold me and
ben bring me the sweater

fred
but i thought joe had
called dibs on that
sweater

rog
theo's dibs places higher
than joe's
sorry joe

deaky
cardboard ben would
never do this to me

rog
i'm sorry okay? theo
deserves the sweater
she could use the warmth

rog's car
i'm always frozen joe i
need it
oh no
they're trying to open the
door to my bedroom guys
i don't want to get out of
bed
i don't want to do this
reading tonight

bri
yes you do, you're just
getting worked up over it
is all

rog
just get a shower, drink
some tea, and facetime me
while you get ready, and
all will be okay

rog's car
hello all, this is armie
hammer, elizabeth is
currently trying to baby
talk theo as timmy is
trying to carry her
thrashing body to the
bathroom for her shower.
"rog," that sounds wholly
marvellous, but i'll let you
know that theo is more of
a "five black coffees and
three shots of espresso"
kind of person and doesn't
do tea unless it's iced and
is oversaturated with
sugar. and yep, she has
now been successfully
thrust into a shower and
will facetime you "rog" in
about half an hour

rog
sounds good, sir

deaky
when you lowkey meet
her father sooner than
expected and suddenly
have to whip out only the
most posh of manners

rog
fuck off, mate