Things my friends and I have said and done before. Featuring Johnny, Ten, Taeyong, Winwin and Jungwoo.
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Kaede: are vegans anti chicken abortionists?
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Lee: *whispers* let me skate on you
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Queenie: kill me
Violet: only if you kill me
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Lee: *burps really loud*
Taeyong: That's not ladylike
Lee: I'm not a lady, I'm a man!
Queenie: *walks into the room and freezes* oh no...
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Violet: plague solves everything
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Kaede: *shoves whole cupcake in mouth*
Kaede: *proceeds to choke on cupcake for five minutes*
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Jia: what if you were a sub but your name was DOMinic?
Johnny: what if you were a dom but your name was SUBastain?
Jia: *gasp*
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Jia: I AM A CIRCLE... of never ending depression
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Violet and Lee: *are talking about periods*
Mark: *hears the conversation and cringes*
Violet: what's wrong? You got a problem with bleeding vaginas?
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Jia: *has apple stickers on her cheeks*
Ten: omg did you know you have apple stickers on your face???
Jia: *faking shock* omg really. thanks for telling me
Jia: *after Ten is gone* fucking dumbass. how the fuck would I not know I have stickers on my cheeks
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Mei: i'm going to write a guide to puberty for preteens
Mei: it's going to be called Tea, Tittys and Testosterone
Winwin: that's going to be a New York times best seller
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Queenie: jesus christ, this drawing's almost as messy as my life
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Lee: yeehaw
Mei: howdy
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Queenie: *smacks computer that isn't working*
Jia: ooh raunchy
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Lee: yas queen slay
Jungwoo: what does that mean?
Lee: *outraged gasp* I take it back. filthy peasant
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Jia: *jumps down one stair* It's called parkour
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Kaede: *acting suspicious*
Mei: what are you doing?
Kaede: *reveals hand cream* want some
Mei: *gasp* give me the goods
Kaede: it's pomegranate
Mei: *another gasp* who's your dealer?
Kaede: shhhhhh
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NCT ROSE
Fanfiction'SM Entertainment to debut a new NCT sub-unit consisting entirely of girls' ⋅•⋅⊰∙∘❤∘∙⊱⋅•⋅ If NCT had female members. ⋅•⋅⊰∙∘❤∘∙⊱⋅•⋅ Discontinued
