Oh hello. I shall be comparing twilight vampires to the real ones.
Real ones-
Die in the sun
Or getting stabbed in the heart with a wooden stake
They do not like garlic
The no not as a matter of fact, sparkle
They are very pale and have blood issues
They flippin' drink human blood
They may be able to turn into bats
They do not go to high school
They have fangs
They don't watch people sleep
They have pointy ears
They have black or red eyes
They have bite marks on their necks, usually
They wear black cloaks
They're immortal
I don't believe they can have baby making sessions, unless they do have blood, unlike Edward.
Twilight vampires-
Are pale (👍good)
Have no fangs (👎not good)
They are apparently super hot👎
No blood, still able to have sex 👎
SPARKLES 👎👎👎👎👎👎
they go to high school and pick up plain chicks👎
Do not shrivel and die in the sun 👎👎
Only other vampires can kill them👎👎
Clearly, real ones are a lot better. I used to find vampires very interesting but y'know, literature just HAD to go downhill.
Anna
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Why Harry Potter's Better Than Twilight
HumorBasically, a rant on Twi-hards who don't like the potterheads. We seem to be the Slytherins and Gryffndors of fandoms. Ps-this could be offensive to the twilight fandom. Well either suck it up or don't read. Yeah. Oh and by the way I drew the cover...
