New Friends on the Block
Jimin renamed himself to Chim
Chim: guys guess what!
Jungkook: 'chim'? What does that even mean?
Chim: wh- eve- mea- it's my nickname you dumb@ss!
Chim: Jimin . . . Chim Chim . . . Chim . . . See it?
Jungkook: no
Chim: 🤦🏼♀️
Jin: proceed
Chim: okay so I was walking to the cafe on my way to work right?
Jungkook: ...
Jin: right.
Chim: and I passed these two dudes who were obviously flirting with each other and it was super cute tbh
Jin: ew
Jin: keep going
Chim: and I look to see who it was . . .
Jungkook: are you trying to drag out the suspense or . . .
Jin: shut up child. Let my mochi talk
Jin: we're listening sweaty❤️
Chim: and it's Hobi Hyung! Flirting with a guy! And not just any guy, but Taemin!
Taehyung: *GaSp*! The super hot one from chem class?
Jungkook: what super hot guy from chem class?
Chim: Hes literally the sexiest piece of meat there is like he could f me up any day sis
Jungkook: doubt he's that hot
Jin: there there Kook, it's okay
Jungkook: but wait, hobi finally has a bf? Or someone who found interest in him?
Hobi: you know I'm still a part of this group chat right?
Jungkook: sry Hyung
Taehyung: SO WHATS GOING ON WITH YOU TWO?!
Chim: ^^^^^
Jin: 🌚☕️
Jungkook: that is the creepiest freaking thing I have seen in my life wth
Jin: just spill the tea
Hobi: literally nothing, we were just hanging out after dance class
Yoongi: and . . .
Jungkook: lmao ur here too yoongi? Why didn't you speak up?
Yoongi: I didn't feel like it . . . ?
Chim: hi yoongi😊
Yoongi: hey
Chim: 🌝
Jungkook: ew wtf you and Jin need to stop
Jin: like mother like son
Chim: like mother like son.
Taehyung: ANYGAYSSSS
Jungkook: skskskkss love that
Taehyung: why thank you
Taehyung: hobi, what's goin on with y'all? Do you like him?
Hobi: no
Namjoon: that's not what you were telling me yesterday
Jin: *spits out tea* WHAT?! JOON U HAD THIS INFORMATION AND DIDNT sPiLL AnY oF IT?! WHAT KIND OF HUSBAND ARE YOU?!
Namjoon: first of all, I'm srry bb but bro code. Second of all, I'm not your husband
Jin: 😧
Namjoon: yet
Jin: :)
Jin: <3
Namjoon: ❤️
Taehyung: CUTTTeeEEE
Jungkook: ew. That was cute
Chim: awwww my parentsssss
Yoongi: gross
Hobi: I need a relationship like yalls😕
Jin: you can . . .
Jin: with Taemin🤠
Hobi: guys I told yo- nevermind. Just, nevermind
Jin: 🤠🤠🤠
Jungkook: what's with the freaky cowboys
Jin: you don't need to know
Namjoon: 🤐
Yoongi: . . .
Taehyung: guys what's happening I'm confused
Chim: in front of Tae, srsly?
Hobi: I agree. Smh
Jungkook: DisGUsTiNG.
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Sweaty is not a typo. He's not saying sweetie, he's calling him sweaty
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A Simple Selfie / Twitter au
FanfictionWho is the drop dead gorgeous man who took pictures on Jungkook's phone? -- Mostly twitter iMessage Many memes Main ship: Taekook Side ships: yoonmin and namjin. Hobi may find someone -- Not my memes, but my work - COMPLETED
