Hobi changed the chat name to Listen up Gays
Hobi: guys . . . I have news
Taehyung: OOH EXCITING WHAT IS IT
Hobi: we have to wait for everyone to get here
Taehyung: ...
Taehyung: . . .
Jungkook: hey guys
Taehyung: hi Kookie!
Jungkook: hi Taetae
Namjoon: cute.
Hobi: ^^
Taehyung: ?
Chim: 🤠🤠 hey y'all
Yoongi: ew.
Chim: 😢
Yoongi: <3
Chim: 😄
Jin: ugh
Hobi: what's wrong Jin?
Jin: everything
Hobi: ?
Jin: let's start with this stupid rat
Taehyung: GASP
Taehyung: YOU DID NOT JUST CALL HIM A RAT
Hobi: ?
Jin: so Taehyung decided to skip town and visit his parents and little sister. Well he needed someone to take care of his new pet
Jin: and he decided that I was the man to do so
Jin: at first I thought:
Jin: sure, why not? What could go wrong?
Chim: what went wrong?
Jin: he's a freaking devil that's what went wrong
Jin: he chews up EVERYTHING
Jin: he's messy
Jin: he's not potty trained
Jin: he doesn't listen
Jin: and he shit all over my carpet!
Hobi: 😳
Taehyung: 🤷🏻♀️
Jin: I don't get paid enough
Taehyung: But you're not getting paid-
Jin: EXACTLY.
Jungkook: so hobi what's your news?
Namjoon: lol ya I forgot about that
Hobi: so you all know Taemin?
Chim: the guy from our dance class?
Hobi: yes. him.
Hobi: well we're dating. Just thought y'all should know
Hobi: bye!
Jin: WAIT
Namjoon: WHAT
Chim: YES HOBI GET SOME ASS!!!
Taehyung: awwwwww🥰🥰🥰
Jungkook: that's amazing Hyung. I'm so happy for you
Yoongi: lit.
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A Simple Selfie / Twitter au
FanfictionWho is the drop dead gorgeous man who took pictures on Jungkook's phone? -- Mostly twitter iMessage Many memes Main ship: Taekook Side ships: yoonmin and namjin. Hobi may find someone -- Not my memes, but my work - COMPLETED
