Group Chat
Taehyung renamed himself to Taetae
Taetae: What if trees were screaming out to all of its brethren every time one was cut down, and they were all forced to watch and weren't able to move? Maybe they stretched their roots under the ground and all held the trees roots, like they're holding hands.
Jimin: Taehyung . . .
Yoongi: wtf?
Jin: Taetae sweety it's three am go to bed
Taetae: But . . . but the trees! What if they're crying right now? Jinnie how can we do this to poor trees?!
Jin: Taehyung baby, the trees are fine, they don't feel things like you and me
Taetae: but- but how do you know?😢
Jungkook: Taehyung, they don't have nerves or brains, so they aren't able to think or feel. You remember learning about the human body in anatomy class don't you?
Taetae: I mean, I guess. I didn't really pay attention in that class tho
Jungkook: But you understand what I'm saying right? That it's not possible?
Taetae: . . . I guess😔
Jin: how'd he do that?
Jungkook renamed himself to BigJeongus
BigJeongus: bc im amazing and fantastic obv
BigJeongus: and I know what it feels like to be up at 3 am with wacky thoughts
Chim: who's all on here right now?
Jin: me
Taetae: meeeeeeee
BigJeongus: meh
Jimin: so I guess yoongis asleep
Jin: Taetae
Taetae: yes'm
Jin: why did you make a new group chat?
Taetae: well...
Taetae: actually I'm not quite sure
Taetae: But this can be our 3 am chat!
Taehyung renamed chat to 3 am crack🤫
Jimin: what's with that creepy emoji
BigJeongus: hey, I like that emoji
BigJeongus: Taetae I love it don't let this bish hate on you
Jimin: bi- the hell?!
Jimin: I've been best friends with tae since we were in the womb what the heck are you talking about?!
Jin: kids...
Jin: settle down.
Jimin: taebear
Taetae: 👉🏼👈🏼 yes?
Jimin: you love me, right? And you know I love you just as much?
Taetae: of course!
Jimin: see?
BigJeongus: whatever.
Taetae: guys...
Jin: yes dear?
Taetae: I have something important to say that I've been putting off for a while
BigJeongus: what is it Tae?
Taetae: what if penguins could fly?
Taetae:would we have penguins in our backyards?
Jin: . . .
Jimin: . . .
BigJeongus: . . .
Jin: baby I think it's time to go to bed
Taetae: okay😔
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A/N
I have a lot of random thoughts that I write down. Those were two of them. Enjoy.
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