SasuNaru ➳ Semes & Ukes (EDITING SOON)

#1 Neko

#1 Neko

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Sasuke's POV ;

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I don't like the cat .

No i don't him one bit.

I can't do anything with Naruto now without the cat looking at us.

We're hugging on the couch, the cat is blocking the Tv watching us.

We cuddling in bed the cat is at the window watching us.

We're having sex, the cat is sitting at the door watching us.

I have to convince Naruto that the cat is a bad cat, which will be a hard thing which is way i am going to ask an expert.

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At The Café

My Pov ;

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'' So... what did you call me here for '' 

The expert was short, 4'9''. He has blonde hair and red eyes and i am pretty sure he carries no emotions.

'' I have problems with a cat, and i am wondering how to get rid of it '' Sasuke said to Yaiber, his friend.

'' Oh really and i am wondering why men have boobs '' Yaiber answered back.

Sasuke raised an eyebrow.

'' Men don't have boobs ''

Yaiber looked at Sasuke and signed.

'' Yes, they do look at that guy over there ''

Yaiber pointed to a fat men skipping like a little girl, his 'man boobs' jumping up and down with him.

Sasuke litery wanetd to slam my head into the table.

'' Well, how come i don't have boobs ?'' Sasuke asked.

'' Oh you do '' Yaiber answer back.

'' Huh? no i don't '' Sasuke popped an anime vein.

'' You're just flat ''

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After ; At home 

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Sasuke put my keys down at the kitchen counter signing.

Sasuke wasn't too happy when Yaiber said that he was flat, but in the end he gave me a lot of usefull information. 

Today , the cat will be gone.

8:39 ~ Living room

#1 ;

Sasuke and Naruto were both cuddling together watching a movie....

Than came the cat.

Sasuke instantly remebered what Yaiber told him.

'' Just fucking hiss at it and it'll go away ''

Sasuke brang his mouth together and hissed at the cat showing his teeth.

The cat hissed back and went off to the kitchen or someplace.

Sasuke smirked as he scared away the cat.

Naruto looked up at Sasuke.

'' What did you just do? '' Naruto asked, his big eyes staring at Sasuke.

Sasuke just kissed Naruto's nose.

'' Nothing, let's just watch the movie ''

#2 ;

 '' Hahah Sasuke that t-trickles ! '' Naruto laughed loudly as Sasuke trickled his sides.

Sasuke smirked happily in succeeding in making his lover laugh and started to go lower.

Naruto noticed what Sasuke was doing and mewled seductively.

Then it hit Sasuke like a rock.

He nearly forgot about the cat!

As much as he loved Naruto and his amazing sexy seductive noise and appearance... a cat was watching them and it annoyed him.

Sasuke turned around as he was fricking right!

The cat was at the window watching both of them like a hawk.

Naruto looked up at Sasuke with on eye open only to see Sasuke looking away from him.

'' Sasuke? '' Naruto called out but Sasuke was too busy hissing at the cat which Naruto didn't know about.

Naruto got worried in an instant.

' Does Sasuke not want me anymore? ' Naruto instantly thought .

Naruto shook his head.

' No, of course not.... '

'' Sasuke ? '' Naruto put his hand on Sasuke's cheek.

Sasuke quickly snapped out of it and looked at Naruto who looked worried.

'' Are you ok ? '' Naruto asked

Sasuke kissed Naruto's cheek.

'' Of course why wouldn't i be '' Sasuke asked.

'' B-But you spaced out for-''

Before Naruto could finish his sentence, Sasuke kissed him hard making Naruto forget on what he was gonna ask.

#3 ;

Sasuke and Naruto were both in the living room sitting on the other side of the sofa.

'' What did you wanna talk about ? '' Asked a quiet Naruto.

Naruto was scared.

Was because of yesterday, was he not good enough?

'' Naruto '' Sasuke started looking at Naruto who was hugging a pillow, his feet on the sofa.

Sasuke signed.

This was gonna be hard.

'' I want you get rid of ... ''

Naruto's heart broke, he didn't need Sasuke to finish that sentence. He knew what Sasuke was gonna say.

' you '

'' I understand '' Naruto hid his face.

Sasuke looked up shocked at Naruto.

' He understood ? '

Naruto stood up trying to choke his tears down his throat

'' This is goodbye '' Naruto said and walked away.

But what Sasuke heard was 

'' I'll say goodbye ''

Sasuke signed in relief and leaned back.

'' I am glad Naruto understood '' Sasuke thought.

But unknown to Sasuke, Naruto understood a wrong way.

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Yayy i am back :3

I am gonna contuine this for a few chapters :333

Oh and if your confused fricking means fucking in a more mannered way.

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