Smii7y X OC.

You'll Be A Dead Son Of a Bitch I'll Tell You That.

12:34

Bitch I see you left me on read. I see how it is. You dead to me anyway. X

Sorry Smii7y. I was eating chocolate with the boys. I would love to play. X

No. I have moved on. X

I'll just ask the group to add me. X

Fuck. You right. Fine, I'll invite you. X

Thanks Smii7y. Loving your game play. X

Using me for my gameplay? I will not be used by you. X

Damb straight I am using you for gameplay. Don't think you special. I need to get a million subs back. X

You're right. You got fat. X

Did you just call me fat? Low blow dude. X

Oh no. Autocorrect. I wrote sat. X

I am stood. X

*Sat. X

Shit on it. Dat. X

Haha. Don't. I just did my makeup. My eyeliner won't last. X

Why you crying? X

You called me fat. X

Fuck you. X

You did say that. X

I didn't mean to. X

And Hitler didn't mean to kill all those Jews. X

Oof. X

Wait, you just compare me to Hitler? X

Yeah. You believe that only skinny people deserve to live. Disgostin'. X

Just join. I'm done. X

I don't need a man to tell me what to do. X

Just log on. X

I'm stood next to you idiot. X

He seemed to realise as he gave an 'ooh' and laughed. Commenting on his stupidity with a mumbled comment.

"What just happened Smii7y?" Marcel asked whilst laughing. The others had all heard but not said anything to him.

"Oh, I was telling Crumpet to join and then she told me she was stood next to me. Well, that is embarrassing. Wait, two questions. Why Crumpet and why a tall fat man?" He must have been looking at my Mii character as he asked this.

"Well, as a true Brit, I was eating a crumpet as I was naming my YouTube channel and I let a friend design my Mii. She just went for it." My name had never been questioned as people just accepted it but that made a lot of sense.