Creepypasta X Reader Oneshots

☆♤Offender X Male!Reader♤☆

(I'm sorry, but Offender X Readers are great fun to write.)

Y/N's POV

Sat in a circle on the floor of my bedroom, with most of the other guys in the mansion, playing Never Have I Ever, is how I'm spending my weekend.
We have an alcoholic drink each, and whenever we've done the thing that somebody has said, we take a huge drink.
Most of us are drunk.

"Never have I ever..."
Jeff starts, his eyes lighting up when he thinks of one, "Been roped into a tea party by Splendor and Sally."

E.J, BEN and Dark Link drink.
"Really, Dark?"
I laugh, and he glares at me.
"Splendor forced me."
He huffs in annoyance, averting eye contact and muttering to himself in an annoyed tone.
I laugh again, amused at the idea of Dark Link at a tea party with an 8 year old girl and a childish polka-dot lover.

"Okay, okay, Never have I ever... scared Slenderman!"
BEN chirps.

Kagekao and L.J take a drink.

The game goes on for a while like that, until L.J asks a strange question.

"Never have I ever... Slept with Offender!"
L.J laughs, leaning back and watching as multiple people turn bright red and take a sip of their drinks.

"Really?! What the fuck- I was joking!"
L.J yells, laughing his ass off.
"Put your hand up if you have!"
BEN shouts.

The people that flush and put their hands up are;
Kagekao,

E.J,

Dark Link, (but he doesn't flush for some reason.)

Jeff,

And Hoodie.

I raise my eyebrow, wondering why anybody would willingly sleep with him. He's terrifying... But he is very hot.

"Guys- why?!"
I ask, exasperated.
"It started out as a prank, I went ro scare him, he teleported me to his room, and I was too scared to... resist- I guess..."
Kagekao explains, hiding his head and looking away.

"He's hot, and he's gonna be good in bed, so I flirted with him, he got the idea, you know the rest."
Dark Link states simply, smirking.

Traumatised, I look over at E.J.
He sighs in exasperation and says,
"I was bored."

Looking at Jeff, he averts his eyes and just yells, "I was drunk, okay?!"
I laugh a bit at that one, and glance at Hoodie.
"I was drunk too..."
He admits, staring at the floor.

"But Guys, the real question... Is he good?"
L.J laughs, and all of them hesitate, before nodding.

"Why the hesitation?"
I ask, and they say,
"Its embarrassing..."

"Y/N, you're bi, you should flirt with him and see what happens!"
Dark Link chuckles, and I'm kind of tempted.

I hesitate, before saying, "Nah, I mean-"
"Do you think he's hot?"
E.J asks, and I laugh quietly, feeling my cheeks burn slightly.
"I- I mean, yeah, but-"
"Then do it. This is Offender- It'll only be a one night stand anyway, no strings attached."
E.J reasons, and I exhale sharply.

Sounds fun...
I think, and nod.
"Okay- only for... e-experimental purposes..."
Stammering, I look away.

"Y/N."
BEN says.
"Huh?"
"I dare you to flirt with him right now!"
He yells, and I raise my chin.
"Fine."
I smirk lightly, get up, and leave without another word spoken.

After I've left the room, I hunt around the mansion for Offender.
Looking around for a few minutes, I find him in the kitchen petting Grinny Cat.
Aww...