Bakugo: stubs his toe FUCKING SHIT MOTHER FUCKING LORD!Kirishima: It's okay Katsu we all stub our toes
Bakugo: It hurts like hell!
Kirishima: I'll kiss you to make you feel better
Bakugo: Thanks...
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Kaminari: Stubs his toe
Sero: Oh my lord are you oka- Stubs his toe running after him
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Mina: Stubs her toe
Sero: oof
Kaminari: oofers
Kirishima: It looks like it hurts a lot and she's on her time
Mina: Crying and fortnite dancing
Kaminari: This is so sad Alexa play decpacito
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Kirishima: Stubs his toe and lays on the floor
Kaminari: Ofeers
Mina: Ah shit I'm ready
Sero: For what?
Kirishima: Breathes in MOTHER FREAKING MARY SUE WHO PLACED A WALL HERE, I SWEAR TO GOD SOMETIMES I WISH I WANT TO SEE THE WORLD BURN IN FRONT OF MY EYES. SCREW THE HOMOPHOBICS, SCREW THE IDIOTS, SCREW LIFE AND SCREW EVERYTHING. I SWEAR TO GOD IF I DON'T GET TRANSGENDER RIGHTS IN THIS WORLD I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF. I MIGHT AS WELL JUST SAY THIS TO EVERYONE IF THEY GO AND TRY TO GET CLOSE TO ME! "HEY THERE BUDDY CHUM PAL FRIEND BUDDY PAL CHUM BUD FRIEND FELLA BROTHER AMIGO PAL BUDDY FRIEND CHUMMY CHUM CHUM PAL I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE MY FRIEND PAL HOME SLICE BREAD SLICE DOG BUT I GOTTA WORN YA IF TO TAKE ONE MORE DIDDLY DARN STEP RIGHT THERE I'M GONNA HAVE TO DIDDLY DARN SNAP YOUR NECK AND WOW WOULDN'T THAT BE A CRUMMY JUNCTURE HUH? DO YOU WANT THAT? DO YOU WISH UPON YOURSELF TO COME INTO PHYSICAL EXPERIENCE WITH A CRUMMY JUNCTURE BECAUSE FRIEND BUDDY CHUM FRIEND CHUM PALLY PAL CHUM FRIEND IF YOU KEEP THIS UP WELL GOSH DIDDLY DARN I JUST MIGHT HAVE TO GET NOT SO FRIENDLY WITH YOU MY FRIENDLY FRIEND PAL FRIEND BUDDY CHUM PALLY FRIEND CHUM BUDDY" YEAH THAT WOULD WORK TO TELL THEM TO CLIMB BACK INTO THERE MOTHERS ROOM! I WISH THAT I'M DEAD FREAKING DEPRESSION IS TAKING EVERYONE! WHY MOMMA WON'T STOP DRINKING ALL THE TIME I THINK I'M GOING TO GET A BRAIN SEIZURE, SHE'S NEVER EVER HOME AND WHENS SHES DRUNK SHE DOES NOTHING SOMETIMES I WISH MY FATHER IS STILL ALIVE SO EVERYTHING MY LIFE ISN'T SUCH A CRUMMY JUNCTURE? I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN! Continues to screech out all his pain
Bakugo: what happened to our precious child?
Kaminari: I don't know but I'm scared
Sero: THATS RUFF BUDDY
Mina: Sero buddy no. He is going to kill you
Sero:
KIRISHIMA KILL ME FIRST!
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And this is why God gave him the hardning quirk so we see it rarely. I stubbed my toe and split my skin open, there is blood everywhere on my little toe but luckily I didn't have to get stitches. :D
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