Pass the jam please

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Jirou: You guys me And Momo are now official!

Mina: Like fuckin finally

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Bakugo: Look you guys I'm actually not gay

Kaminari: BIG GASP!

Sero: WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAT?!

Jirou: Betrayal

Mina: HOW COULD YOU?! YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND!

Kirishima: hurt

Bakugo: Jesus fuckin Christ you guys, I'm pansexual

All: Ohh

Mina: whisper You can come out soon

Kirishima: whisper Not yet!

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Kaminari: pours jam on himself I AM JAMINARI!

Bakugo: No. STFU

(Did you know on my phone Kaminari autocorrects to jam)

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Sero: You all got cool things about you but I can use my sticky substance that is also solidified to trap you in a certain area and I produce from my elbows

Mina: You just shoot tape out of your elbows

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Kaminari: Jam taste nice

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Jirou: I wear skinny jeans but they are to skinny but when I wear normal pants they're to baggy

Bakugo: Just do baggy all the way it's comfy

Sero: Yeah but skinny shows your body and how good your legs look

Mina: SKIRT

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Kaminari: still covered in Jam Where is the toast

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Sero: Pff gay

Kirishima: No U!

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Kaminari: Maybe I should pour jam into a hot tub

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Kiri's dad: Take a dog

Kirishima: ö

Kiri's dad: It's now a emotional support dog

Kirishima: Ö

Kiri's dad: it's a German Shepard boy and it's name is cookie

Kirishima: . .
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Kiri's dad: Don't let it poop in the house

News reporter: UA student decided to spend there time buying jam and filling it in a hot tub Jun onto you

Reporter2: Hello I am at the scene and here with the UA student

Kaminari: YOU CANNOT STOP ME I AM A KAMInari!

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Bakugo: so you want to say shit then eat shit

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Mina: Are you a girl or boy

Jirou: I AM JIROU!

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Kaminari: Nice bubbling jam

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Random person: I'm not going to lie trans guys are cute

Kirishima: Hears this and happy

Random person: But they are also so fucking ugly, god made them this way and should be happy with their body. They are just so selfish because other people would love to have there body but they just waste by pretending to be something else!

Kirishima: no longer happy

Mina: mad Why Don't you like them?

Random person: Okay damn this is none of your business

Mina: And It's none of your business to talk trash about trans people because you don't have a life doesn't mean that you can destroy others

Random person: Ugh get a life

Mina: I would make a joke about yours but you beat me to it! Come on Kiri let the hore alone

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Jaminari: SPREAD ALL THE GOOD STUFF ON ME BLYATS

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Jirou: WHERE'S MY MONEY BITCH?

Kaminari: Can I pay you in jam

Jirou: You owe me 20,000 yen (20$)

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Bakugo: YOU WANNA GO BITCH?

Sero: no.

Bakugo: FUCK YOU YOU ASS EATING DOG SHIT

Sero: Thanks

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Sero: searches up his name Let's see what we got here

10 minutes later

Sero: WHERE IS THE BLEACH?

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Mina: #aesthetic #Lesbien #bakugoisahoe

Bakugo: Guess who is dying today?

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Bakugo: You are just jealous that I have a better ass

Jirou: You even have bigger boobs

Bakugo: Eww no

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Kaminari: Okay I'm all sticky and need a bath now

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