𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐠 | queen group chat | ✔

1: no one is whipping out anything

[roger has created a new group chat!]
[roger has named the group chat drag queens!]

roger: it's may first let's get this bread

freddie: what the fuck

john: what is this

freddie: we already have a group chat

roger: this is a summer groupchat

john: roger you literally just said it's may

brian: i heard my name??

freddie: oh yes i forgot, may is the month we sacrifice to our lord brian

[roger has changed brian's name to lord brian!]

john: we never forget to sacrifice to our lord brian

lord brian: i didn't consent to this

roger: i'll sacrifice myself for the good of the people

roger: jk let's get someone we don't like

john: rog we're not serious

roger: oh

lord brian: why did you make this now??? i'm currently in the bathroom because my phone was going nuts in astronomy

freddie: just whip it out in class no one cares

john: roger whips it out all the time

lord brian: NO ONE IS WHIPPING OUT ANYTHING

roger: i was about to

lord brian: ROGER NO

roger: roger yes

freddie: are we talking about dicks or phones

john: dicks

lord brian: both

roger: wait mrs. middleton is yELLING AT ME

john: oof let's get an f in the chat for gangster boy

[freddie has changed roger's name to gangster boy!]

freddie: f

gangster boy: okay so the bell rung and i was able to escape

gangster boy: what period is it

lord brian: the last one

freddie: i get to go home soon and see my cats 💕💘💖💓💞💝💓💕

john: you're mentally 80 years old

freddie: go to class deacy

john: i am in class you bitch where are you

gangster boy: he's right in front of me

freddie: WHY'D YOU SLAP MY ASS

gangster boy: u liked it

lord brian: what have i just witnessed

john: why is everyone in the hallway i feel lonely now :(

freddie: i don't think you'd want an ass slap from gangster boy

freddie: he did it hard and it hurts

john: kinky

gangster boy: u know it

lord brian: i would love to continue this but i'm failing american history

gangster boy: why did u even take american history

lord brian: i LIVE HERE NOW i thought i'd want to learn about it but it sucks

john: damn americans with their confusing history

freddie: and their presidents' sexy adult children

lord brian: excuse me what the fuck

freddie: have u seen philip hamilton??

john: freddie you dumb bitch

lord brian: alexander hamilton was never the president

freddie: are you kidding me

freddie: roger did you know this

gangster boy: bold of you to assume i even know who alexander hamilton is

lord brian: i'm gonna turn my phone off now

freddie: nOOOO

[lord brian has disconnected]

john: we've lost a comrade

gangster boy: now i only have deacy to make fun of :(