"it's a summer group chat"
"roger you literally just said it's may"
(modern! high school au)
may 1, 2019 - november 24, 2019
#2 in borhap - october 3, 2019
deacon john: I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IM SUPPOSED TO DO
aurora: first roger gets stuck in a church bathroom and now deacy doesn't have a car
gangster boy: sucks to suck
lord brian: are you texting while driving
deacon john: more importantly aRE YOU TEXTING WHILE DRIVING MY FUCKING CAR
gangster boy: listen
gangster boy: my car is in the shop and i just wanted to buy my mum some flowers
aurora: wait what
gangster boy: i bought my mum flowers for mother's day and she asked me to water them but i accidentally watered them with vinegar so they died
deacon john: are you fucking kidding me
lord brian: illusion 100
gangster boy: i'll bring it back to the parking lot when i'm done
deacon john: what am i supposed to do then?? wait here???
aurora: perish
gangster boy: u need to drive me home though
lord brian: i don't believe this is roger speaking to us
aurora: yeah john are u sure some nice twin didn't steal your car
lord brian: like a female version??
aurora: rogerina
aurora:
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gangster boy: wow i'd hit that
deacon john: um how did you do that
aurora: the new snapchat filter ;)
deacon john: well other than the fact that roger is a hot woman i'm currently sitting on the steps of this hell hole we call school waiting for a certain blonde dipshit to bring back my automobile
aurora: roger you better not caress the car
gangster boy: okay that was ONE TIME and it was a DARE
lord brian: why did you tell me you enjoyed it then
gangster boy: i'm driving i shouldn't be texting
lord brian: that's what i thought
deacon john: stop texting and bring me my car
aurora: deacy i'll pick u up
deacon john: i don't wanna die but thanks
aurora: are you questioning my driving skills?
lord brian: you drove into a pole freddie
lord brian: multiple times
deacon john: you don't even know how to drive
[gangster boy has changed freddie's name to pole dancer!]
pole dancer: aurora is now my stripper name
deacon john: fuck it i'm walking
pole dancer: come to my house
deacon john: i already have to walk two miles and i'm not up for walking more
lord brian: i would pick you up but i don't have a car :(
deacon john: neither do i >:(
gangster boy: if you play pokémon go while doing it it will all be worth it
lord brian: catch some abras for me
deacon john: that's not a bad idea
pole dancer: i play pokémon go everydayy
gangster boy: what flowers should i get my mum
deacon john: whatever flowers you can afford while still having money left over to pay me for all the gas you're using
pole dancer: tea
gangster boy: jokes on you i have a job
lord brian: you cant work at the ice cream parlour forever
pole dancer: it's not a job it's a lifestyle
deacon john: roger i swear to god stop talking and bring me my car
