piece of work: jim is heartbroken to hear of your breakup
horse: tragic
joe: ^^
bruh: i didn't even get to experience the relationship
horse: even more tragic
joe: it was good while it lasted
joe: at least deacy is finally 17 :))))
piece of work: can't we be seventeeeeeeeennnnn
bruh: and freddie is almost 18
piece of work: ew stophorse: and our senior year starts in less than a week
piece of work: STOP
piece of work: FUCKGIN STOEP
joe: i don't like that at all
joe: that's a no from me
bruh: okay simon cowell
horse: i'm in a pre school blues rn
bruh: i read that as preschool and was a bit concerned
piece of work: preschool blues, the tale of a sad 4 year old
joe: i felt that
horse: me too
bruh: me three
piece of work: good to know we all know how to count
joe: i want to plan something for the first day of school
bruh: god no roger please don't get detention on the first day
horse: it wouldn't be the first time
joe: THAT WAS IN SEVENTH GRADE AND IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
bruh: huh
piece of work: please tell us this story
horse: YOUVE NEVER HEARD THIS STORY????
piece of work: NO!???
bruh: brian you have a plethora of stories because you're the only one who went to middle school with roger
joe: I PUT MY PAST BEHIND ME
horse: OKAY SO
joe: nOoo
horse: on the first day of seventh grade roger was impersonating the fifth grade's history teacher and he had two pencil cases down his shirt
bruh: why???
piece of work: acting as boobs clearly
piece of work: go on
horse: so when our math teacher walked in the room he looked directly at roger but rogers back was turned cause he was talking to me
joe: i can't i can't i cantbtht
horse: so i tell him that he's staring and roger WHIPS BACK to look at the teacher which caused one of the pencil cases to fly out and hit the teacher directly in the head
horse: then the teacher fell backwards into the whiteboard, hit his head against it, and passed out
bruh: HOYOSUVS FUCKIGNF AHIT
piece of work: ROGER HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO DO THAT
joe: I DONT KNOW
bruh: I NEED A MINUTE
horse: IM WHEEZIGN JUST THINKINGN ABOUT IT
[bruh has changed joe's name to ms briggs!]
ms briggs: WHY
bruh: i'm giving you detention
piece of work: i think i've recovered now
piece of work: wAIT omg we're talking about icarly now?????
ms briggs: i guess
horse: that show was bomb now even gonna lie
piece of work:
ms briggs: yk what i'm not even mad because that fits so well
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Fanfiction"it's a summer group chat" "roger you literally just said it's may" (modern! high school au) may 1, 2019 - november 24, 2019 #2 in borhap - october 3, 2019