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13: y'alloween

lesbian: what are we going for halloween

horse: wait fuck i forgot

bruh: HOW DID YOU FORGETR

ms briggs: i'm disowning brian

bruh: me as well

lesbian: let's go as hoes

lesbian: oh wait 😫😫

horse: i hate you

lesbian: not as much as i hate you

horse: freddie i will eat you

ms briggs: not unless i eat him first

lesbian: woah guys i'm taken

bruh: imagine being in a relationship

ms briggs: imagine

lesbian: SHUT UP what are we being for halloween

horse: let's be cowboys

lesbian: WAIT OMG

bruh: y'alloween

ms briggs: deacy i-

horse: it's perfect

horse: i'll be the horse

bruh: of course

ms briggs: that rhymed

horse: dr seuss could never

lesbian: you dirty hoe -cat

ms briggs: thank you freddie very cool

bruh: cowboys but we're cat in the hat

horse: mmm

ms briggs:

bruh: that works

lesbian: brokeback mountain

ms briggs: i-

horse: that's a really good movie i'm not even gonna lie

bruh: ^^

lesbian: IT IS

ms briggs: i've never watched it

bruh: are you fucking serious

bruh: you've never watched brokeback mountain

ms briggs: perhaps

horse: i'm disowning you now roger

horse: get fucked

horse: uno reverse

horse: actually no ill kidnap you and force you to watch it

horse: drive to my house NOW

ms briggs: omw

bruh: brian how does it feel to have that much power

horse: yes

lesbian: good answer

ms briggs: i'm going

lesbian: why do you always text while you're driving

bruh: at least he's not in my car

ms briggs: YOU DRIVE A PRIUS WEVE BEEN OVER THIS

horse: DRIVE YOU FUCKER

bruh: brian did you have cereal this morning you're acting delusional

horse:

lesbian: brian's drunk

horse: i'm drunk

bruh: sir

ms briggs: BRIAN HAROLD MAY CONSUMED ALCOHOL???? WHAT KIND OF WORLD DO WE LIVE IN?

horse: listen i went to my cousins halloween party and the drink was spiked

bruh: how are you typing so well

horse: i may be drunk but i'm not an idiot

horse: intellectual

[lesbian has changed horse's name to intellectual!]

intellectual: roger is that you

ms briggs: no it's your pedophile neighbor

intellectual: oh okay

ms briggs: yes of course it's me

intellectual: ???

intellectual: wait what are we going for as halloween again

bruh: cowboys

intellectual: i forgot

lesbian: we know brian

intellectual: i'm drunk

lesbian: we know brian

ms briggs: LET ME IN

intellectual: wait gimme a second

ms briggs:

intellectual: IM COMING CALM YOUR TIT

lesbian: singular tit

bruh: what happened to the other one

ms briggs: it popped