gangster boy: houston we have a problem
lord brian: what
freddie: who did you impregnate
john: it was me
john: i'm pregnant
gangster boy: i'm stuck in a bathroom
lord brian: um how???
gangster boy: okay listen
gangster boy: i'm at church
john: roger being in a church is like freddie being in a strip club with only females
freddie: deacy he's at your house!!
john: shut up
[lord brian has changed john's name to deacon john!]
gangster boy: GUYS
freddie: sorry
gangster boy: i'm at a mass for my little cousin because he's getting that bread thing for the first time
lord brian: "that bread thing"
gangster boy: and i needed to shit so i went to the bathroom, but while i was in the stall i heard a janitor walk in
gangster boy: i panicked and put my feet up so no one would notice i was in there, and then when i washed my hands and went to leave the door was locked
gangster boy: i don't know what to do
deacon john: is there a window
freddie: deacy darling we all know what happened last time someone broke a window
gangster boy: there's no window
lord brian: where are you i'll come get you
lord brian: i am a lord after all they have to let me in
gangster boy: i'm at the church near freddie's
freddie: why didn't you just say that????
deacon john: dummy
lord brian: dummy thicc
freddie: i'm running
freddie: my mom is questioning me
deacon john: i wanna come
lord brian: let's all go to the church
gangster boy: i never want to step foot in here again so no thanks
freddie: IM HERE
freddie: WHERES THE BATHROOM
gangster boy: down the hall then take two lefts
freddie: I SEE IT
deacon john: this is like a reality show
lord brian: keeping up with the dumbasses
freddie: SHOULD I KICK THE DOOR???
gangster boy: JUST ASK A JANITOR FOR A KEY I DONT KNOW????
freddie: oKAY i'm invading the janitors closet because he's not around
lord brian: i feel so left out
freddie: I FOUND THE KEY
freddie: IM COMING
deacon john: that's what she said
gangster boy: hey fred
freddie: hey
lord brian: why are u guys texting ur right next to each other
gangster boy: i literally can't speak because i was screaming so much in there
deacon john: you scream all the time rog
gangster boy: true
[deacon john has changed freddie's name to aurora!]
aurora: um what
deacon john: because you've got the keys to the kingdom
lord brian: the world is open wide
aurora: i've always wanted to be a princess
gangster boy: i wanna be a princess :(
lord brian: you'll be elsa because you're cold
deacon john: and lesbian
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Fanfiction"it's a summer group chat" "roger you literally just said it's may" (modern! high school au) may 1, 2019 - november 24, 2019 #2 in borhap - october 3, 2019
