4: mission hutton

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pole dancer: i was joking about being a stripper the other day just so you know

lord brian: ??

deacon john: no shit sherlock

gangster boy: i'd be a stripper tbh

pole dancer: wait so it wasn't you guys

lord brian: freddie what on earth are you talking about

pole dancer: so no one has um

pole dancer: bribed anyone perhaps?

deacon john: bold of you to assume any of us have any money

pole dancer: are you mcjoking

lord brian: is your head up your ass? we have no idea what you're talking about

pole dancer: a kid came up to me after school today and told me i would be a good stripper

gangster boy: did you get his number

pole dancer: nO

pole dancer: idk who he is

deacon john: explain him

pole dancer: um he's about my height ish

pole dancer: he has an irish or scottish accent

pole dancer: idk which one but i can't understand a thing that comes out of that boys mouth

gangster boy: oHhH that's jim hutton

pole dancer: oh?

gangster boy: yeah he's in my anatomy class

deacon john: oh that kid

lord brian: i still have no idea what you're talking about

pole dancer: he called me a piece of work

lord brian: and that you are fred

[lord brian has changed pole dancer's name to piece of work!]

piece of work: stop cHaNgING MY NAME

piece of work: CHOOSE ONE YOU HORSE

piece of work: *WHORE

[deacon john has changed lord brian's name to horse!]

horse: dear lord

gangster boy: can we talk about horses

deacon john: no

deacon john: don't cater to the horse phase

horse: how did we get from talking about freddie's stripper problem to horses

piece of work: no go on

gangster boy: i'm not in a horse phase

gangster boy: i just appreciate them

deacon john: that's what they all say

piece of work: maybe he's just a furry

[gangster boy has disconnected]

[gangster boy has created a new group chat!]
[gangster boy has named the group chat mission hutton!]

gangster boy: say what you want about my horses but we can agree on one thing

deacon john: and what may that be

gangster boy: we need to get more info about jim

horse: word

deacon john: ew never say that again

horse: advice taken

gangster boy: and maybe

gangster boy: just maybe

gangster boy: with the approval of us of course

gangster boy: we can find fred a man

deacon john:

gangster boy: did you literally save that from snap just so you could add my bitch ass middle school face on it

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gangster boy: did you literally save that from snap just so you could add my bitch ass middle school face on it

deacon john: that's none of your concern

horse: where are you going

deacon john: to find jim and interrogate him

horse: DEECU

[gangster boy has changed deacon john's name to deecu!]

deecu: bye hon

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