pole dancer: i was joking about being a stripper the other day just so you know
lord brian: ??
deacon john: no shit sherlock
gangster boy: i'd be a stripper tbh
pole dancer: wait so it wasn't you guys
lord brian: freddie what on earth are you talking about
pole dancer: so no one has um
pole dancer: bribed anyone perhaps?
deacon john: bold of you to assume any of us have any money
pole dancer: are you mcjoking
lord brian: is your head up your ass? we have no idea what you're talking about
pole dancer: a kid came up to me after school today and told me i would be a good stripper
gangster boy: did you get his number
pole dancer: nO
pole dancer: idk who he is
deacon john: explain him
pole dancer: um he's about my height ish
pole dancer: he has an irish or scottish accent
pole dancer: idk which one but i can't understand a thing that comes out of that boys mouth
gangster boy: oHhH that's jim hutton
pole dancer: oh?
gangster boy: yeah he's in my anatomy class
deacon john: oh that kid
lord brian: i still have no idea what you're talking about
pole dancer: he called me a piece of work
lord brian: and that you are fred
[lord brian has changed pole dancer's name to piece of work!]
piece of work: stop cHaNgING MY NAME
piece of work: CHOOSE ONE YOU HORSE
piece of work: *WHORE
[deacon john has changed lord brian's name to horse!]
horse: dear lord
gangster boy: can we talk about horses
deacon john: no
deacon john: don't cater to the horse phase
horse: how did we get from talking about freddie's stripper problem to horses
piece of work: no go on
gangster boy: i'm not in a horse phase
gangster boy: i just appreciate them
deacon john: that's what they all say
piece of work: maybe he's just a furry
[gangster boy has disconnected]
[gangster boy has created a new group chat!]
[gangster boy has named the group chat mission hutton!]gangster boy: say what you want about my horses but we can agree on one thing
deacon john: and what may that be
gangster boy: we need to get more info about jim
horse: word
deacon john: ew never say that again
horse: advice taken
gangster boy: and maybe
gangster boy: just maybe
gangster boy: with the approval of us of course
gangster boy: we can find fred a man
deacon john:
gangster boy: did you literally save that from snap just so you could add my bitch ass middle school face on it
deacon john: that's none of your concern
horse: where are you going
deacon john: to find jim and interrogate him
horse: DEECU
[gangster boy has changed deacon john's name to deecu!]
deecu: bye hon
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Fanfiction"it's a summer group chat" "roger you literally just said it's may" (modern! high school au) may 1, 2019 - november 24, 2019 #2 in borhap - october 3, 2019