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12: obama can't stop me

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horse: roger why weren't you in school today

horse: roger

horse: @/insidefighter why weren't you in school

ms briggs: Hello boys! It's Roger's mum.

bruh: oh hi miss

lesbian: hello

ms briggs: You guys have some funny names on here! Haha!

lesbian: uh miss taylor i'm sorry for asking but,,, why do you have roger's phone?

ms briggs: Oh, well, let's say I found a little something under my son's bed.

horse: we really don't wanna intrude but what did you find???

ms briggs: Some fake ID's. Nothing extremely bad, but I don't want Roger to be hopping around doing illegal stuff! I hope you boys aren't either!!

bruh: of course not :)

ms briggs: Good then.

horse: is he like,,, okay

ms briggs: Oh of course, he's fine. Just no electronics or instruments. A middle school punishment, but he should learn.

[lesbian has created a new group chat!]
[lesbian has names the group chat SOS!]

lesbian: what the fuck is going on

horse: I DONT KNOW

bruh: SO WHEN YOURE NEAR ME DARLING CANT YOU HEAR ME SOS

lesbian: NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO QUOTE ABBA JOHN

horse: woah he bringing out the first name

bruh: okay rude but what is going on honestly

lesbian: i

lesbian: don't

lesbian: know

lesbian: roger lives like two blocks down from me

lesbian: i should go

horse: please i need the story

bruh: save the hoe save the hoe save the hoe save the hoe

horse: save the hoe

lesbian: i'm gonna save the hoe

lesbian: should i run

horse: you don't have to run every time you go somewhere fred

lesbian: your opinion doesn't matter

bruh:

lesbian: i'm running

lesbian: obama can't stop me

bruh: he's watching

horse: amabo

bruh: what was the point of that brian

horse: i just wanted to see what obama spelled backwards looked like

horse: nhoj

horse: eidderf

horse: regor

horse: nairb

bruh: regor is my personal favorite

bruh: it sounds like a dinosaur

horse: i was thinking more of a screamo band but that works too

lesbian: i'm halfway there and i realized that roger's bedroom is on the second floor

bruh: *regor

lesbian: i'm climbing

bruh: obama's watching

horse: it's like an action movie

bruh: and so we wait

horse: freddie please don't fall

lesbian: it's roger

lesbian: i am safe

horse: *regor

bruh: what did you do with the fake ids roger

lesbian: i use them to buy juul pods

lesbian: i mean i don't use them because if i smoked id smoke actual cigarettes and not be a pussy but the freshman pay big bucks

bruh: yk what that's fair

horse: #freeroger

bruh: #freeroger