[roger has created a new group chat!]
[roger has named the group chat drag queens!]roger: it's may first let's get this bread
freddie: what the fuck
john: what is this
freddie: we already have a group chat
roger: this is a summer groupchat
john: roger you literally just said it's may
brian: i heard my name??
freddie: oh yes i forgot, may is the month we sacrifice to our lord brian
[roger has changed brian's name to lord brian!]
john: we never forget to sacrifice to our lord brian
lord brian: i didn't consent to this
roger: i'll sacrifice myself for the good of the people
roger: jk let's get someone we don't like
john: rog we're not serious
roger: oh
lord brian: why did you make this now??? i'm currently in the bathroom because my phone was going nuts in astronomy
freddie: just whip it out in class no one cares
john: roger whips it out all the time
lord brian: NO ONE IS WHIPPING OUT ANYTHING
roger: i was about to
lord brian: ROGER NO
roger: roger yes
freddie: are we talking about dicks or phones
john: dicks
lord brian: both
roger: wait mrs. middleton is yELLING AT ME
john: oof let's get an f in the chat for gangster boy
[freddie has changed roger's name to gangster boy!]
freddie: f
gangster boy: okay so the bell rung and i was able to escape
gangster boy: what period is it
lord brian: the last one
freddie: i get to go home soon and see my cats 💕💘💖💓💞💝💓💕
john: you're mentally 80 years old
freddie: go to class deacy
john: i am in class you bitch where are you
gangster boy: he's right in front of me
freddie: WHY'D YOU SLAP MY ASS
gangster boy: u liked it
lord brian: what have i just witnessed
john: why is everyone in the hallway i feel lonely now :(
freddie: i don't think you'd want an ass slap from gangster boy
freddie: he did it hard and it hurts
john: kinky
gangster boy: u know it
lord brian: i would love to continue this but i'm failing american history
gangster boy: why did u even take american history
lord brian: i LIVE HERE NOW i thought i'd want to learn about it but it sucks
john: damn americans with their confusing history
freddie: and their presidents' sexy adult children
lord brian: excuse me what the fuck
freddie: have u seen philip hamilton??
john: freddie you dumb bitch
lord brian: alexander hamilton was never the president
freddie: are you kidding me
freddie: roger did you know this
gangster boy: bold of you to assume i even know who alexander hamilton is
lord brian: i'm gonna turn my phone off now
freddie: nOOOO
[lord brian has disconnected]
john: we've lost a comrade
gangster boy: now i only have deacy to make fun of :(
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Fanfiction"it's a summer group chat" "roger you literally just said it's may" (modern! high school au) may 1, 2019 - november 24, 2019 #2 in borhap - october 3, 2019