intellectual: remember when i was drunk
lesbian: no PLEASE fill me in i BEG you
intellectual: i can't tell if that's sarcasm
bruh: brian it was like a week ago
intellectual: i just thought i'd remind you because i looked back on those texts and i was crying
lesbian: i'll drink your tears
intellectual:
bruh: where did you find that
intellectual: roger
ms briggs: me
lesbian: roger that looks just like you
ms briggs: ruh roh raggy 😫😫😫
bruh: stan scooby doo or else
lesbian: did you know scooby doo's full name is scoobert doobert
intellectual: excuse me WHAT
bruh: SCOOBERT FUCKING DOOBERT
bruh: YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP
ms briggs: it's scrappy doo's fault
lesbian: i fucking hate that annoying little bitch
lesbian: boycott scrappy doo
intellectual: or we could just kill him
bruh: that is true
ms briggs: who's worse
ms briggs: scrappy doo or manny heffley
intellectual: id rather scrappy doo honestly
lesbian: manny is even worse
lesbian: i hope he chokes on that cookie
lesbian: little bitch
bruh: cmon guys manny is only fwee
ms briggs: that is true i was there
intellectual: i'm only 🌲
lesbian: yes brian we know you're a tree
intellectual: that's NOT WHAT I WANTED TO SAY
ms briggs: back to the serious matter
ms briggs: who is worse
bruh: go to the baby shower gc we need to ask jim
bruh: he is the decider
[baby shower]
ms briggs: JIM
jib: yes
ms briggs: WHOS WORSE
jib: freddie
lesbian: fuck you
ms briggs: SCRAPPY DOO OR MANNY HEFFLEY
jib: manny 100% why would you even ask me that
jib: isn't it obvious
jib: manny is a little bitch he can slip in the shower for all i care
intellectual: i see we have a passionate manny hater on our hands
lesbian: join us
bruh: manny haters club
ms briggs: what's our theme song
ms briggs: our anthem
intellectual: um
lesbian: burnin n itchin by peaches ofc
jib: i second that
ms briggs: i third that
bruh: i fourth that
intellectual: sure
ms briggs: brian you literally had one fucking job
ms briggs: brian is the first sacrifice to our lord rodrick
jib: amen
intellectual: is it crack
intellectual: is it crack you smoke
bruh: i smoke löded diper and löded diper only
ms briggs: dad look it's the good kush
lesbian: this is the dollar store how good can it be
jib: this was a wild ride from start to finish
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Fanfiction"it's a summer group chat" "roger you literally just said it's may" (modern! high school au) may 1, 2019 - november 24, 2019 #2 in borhap - october 3, 2019