OOF FORKING SHORTS!!!

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My dog escaped and I was chasing her while in flip-flops. This is the worst part of the damage. My big toe is bent at an abnormal angle... I'm home alone but luckily a paramedic lives right down the block from me.  I hope she's home. My drama teacher is going to KILL me!





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