Okay this is honestly one of my favorite stories I have ever written! I love it! But anyways it's only rated PG-13 because of swearing, etc. There is nothing graphic! No lemon! But don't even ask about this story... It came out a lot different than I think the requester wanted but guess what? I don't care!
I dedicate this story to jellyjels09 for being such an awesome reader and yeah! Don't forget to join the Rivetra Squad on Facebook!
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"This is your girlfriend now!" Hanji gestured to the blonde girl beside her.
"I don't need a fucking girlfriend, and even if I wanted one, I would pick her myself." Levi sipped his coffee.
"No! This is Mary-Jane! I think you need to have a girl to get you to be... How do I say this?" She put her finger on her chin, then shot it up in the air. "Oh yes! To be less of a stubborn ass!"
"Wow. Thanks for putting me in such a great light." Levi thanked her sarcastically.
"Oh, I put you in no lighting!"
"Whatever. Just tell her to go home." Levi shooed them with his hand, returning to his paperwork.
"Well, actually she already paid me to make her Humanity's Strongest's girlfriend so, you're shit out of luck! Date her!" Hanji ran out of the room.
"Hi! I'm Mary-Jane! You can call me Mary, or Jane! Whichever you prefer! I'm not pressuring you to call me either of those! You can just call me Mary-Jane if you want! Unless you don't want to, then of course you would call me Mary or Jane! But you could make up a nickname for me or something! You know because I'm like your girlfriend and all so it would be cute if you-"
"Shut up, brat." Levi interrupted her. "I'm busy, are you fucking blind?"
"Yes! I mean no! Well no, I'm not blind but okay I'll be quiet if that's what you want!" Mary pretended to zip her lips and stood there quietly.
"Levi!" Hanji bursted into the room. "Okay Mary-Jane! Here's your money back, I found Levi a better girlfriend!" She slapped the money in Mary's hand and shoved her out the door and brought in a new girl.
"Hey." The unnamed girl introduced herself.
"Okay, so Levi, this is Becky! Becky this is Levi!" Hanji introduced the two to each other. "Have fun!" And with that, Hanji left again.
"So, I hear your strong." Becky started walking towards the desk.
"Yeah, and what about it?" Levi asked, too engulfed in his papers to care about the girl coming his way.
"Well..." Becky had made it to his desk, and grabbed his bicep. "Are you as strong as I've heard?" She asked seductively.
"Probably, I'm kind of busy." Levi brushed her off.
"Nope!" Becky yanked him up and out if his chair. "We're going on a date!"
"No," Levi pulled himself away from her and into his chair. "We're not."
"Oh come on! It'll be fun!"
"Fuck off."
"No! Just kiss me!" She slammed her lips on to his, and as she did so, another person had entered the room carrying a tray of coffee. When the person saw the two kissing, she almost dropped the coffee.
"Oops! Sorry to interrupt! Just dropping off the coffee!" Petra managed to choke out as she quickly sat down the coffee. Levi pushed Becky off of him. Petra quickly saluted, hoping to leave before she started crying. She muttered a goodbye to him and scurried out of the office, and to her room. As soon as she reached the room, she plopped her head on her pillow, and bursted into tears.
