Fangirl Pills

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Chrysalis had been smiling all day.
Everypony was terrified.

She also trotted like a 4 year old filly. She was scaring the life of our everyone.

She slammed the double doors open.

Chrysalis: How we doing, good, yes, hope so.
She smiled, her eyes looking in two different directions.

Tirek: The hell's wrong with you?

Chrysalis: The hell is wrong with you?

Everypony else in the room: GASPS

Tirek: *crosses his arms* So that's how its gonna be? Chrysalis I'll have you known that I only need one spark of unicorn magic to take you down. You really agree to challenge me?

Chrysalis: Nope. I just came here to search for ma pills. Have you seen them?

Grogar: The pink ones?
He asked resting on his left hoof on a table.

Chrysalis: Yes! Those! Where are they?

Grogar shrugged his shoulders: Why would I care?

Chrysalis:  : (
She stopped smiling.

Sombra walks in, sits at the sofa.

Chrysalis runs at him: HAVE YOU SEEN MY PILLS???

Sombra tries to get her off his face: Which ones?

Chrysalis: MY FAUSTDAM FANGIRL PILLS! DAMMIT!

Sombra:    .  .  .

Everypony: ... 

CG: Wait, I thought Sombra was the only Fangirl.

Chrysalis: Wait......

Sombra: *Almost out of the room*

Chrysalis: *Runs after Sombra*
YOU F*CKING LYING BASTARD!!!!! I WILL KILL YOU!!! THOSE WERE MINE!!!!

Sombra: HOW THE F*CK  WOULD I KNOW! THEY ARE THE SAME COLOUR!!!!

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