Five Quarters Of A Whole (Mlp Villains Random One-shots)

Alkihol

It was a Thursday evening.

Tirek had had the best idea ever and decided to take shots with Chrysalis.
For about 2 hours now.

Grogar and Sombra had enough of their shouting and loud voices. Cozy Glow was staying at some friend's house (she actually made a friend), so Chrysalis and Tirek took the opportunity.

So they galloped down the stairs that lead to a casino kind of room.

Grogar: Why on Equestria is the two of you screaming so loudly?

Chrysalis freed hiccups every now and then: Takin som tim out.

Sombra: Sure, by making yourselves drunk? You disgust me.

Tirek: Oi, don keep it al for yursef, see ther is no left :(
He took the empty bottle of whiskey off Chrysalis.

Grogar: You make me sick.

Chrysalis: Owdy, ho lon it been you haven't drank a lil?
She swung a closed bottle of brandy in front of their faces.

Sombra: *Whispers to Grogar* Are we even sure they can walk?

Tirek: Why wonchu join, it is no bad.

Sombra: What is not bad, alcohol?

Tirek & Chrysalis: ALKIHOL!