Five Quarters Of A Whole (Mlp Villains Random One-shots)

KiSs

Author Note: THIS WAS MEANT FOR ST VALENTINE'S DAY WTH.

I AM SO DEAD OOF. ANYWAYS I HOPE YOU SOMEWHAT LIKE IT.

Cozy had been drawing little heart garlands and cutting them out.

Tirek was a pretty hopeless romantic, so he helped with the garlands.

Sombra had just came back from vomitting, for what was the fifth time today. He had puffy eyes and was very tired but for one thing that he respected was that they celebrated this holiday.

Chrysalis had been out all day. She was probably not going to eat anything for the past few months.

And Grogar hadn't come out of his room all day. He was probably still sleeping. He couldn't give a shit about the day of love.

CG: When will Chrysalis come back?

Tirek: Not any time soon.

Sombra: At dinner time if you're lucky.

CG : What is she doing anyways?

Tirek: Uh

Sombra: One of the only things she knows how to do.

Tirek: *Glares*

Sombra: Been... very socially active.

Tirek: Socially

CG: Socially? What do you mean by that?

Sombra: Basically feeding off ponies. Hence it's the day of love or whatever.

CG: Uh ok but why did you two sound so... skeptical?

Tirek: No reason

Sombra: *rises a brow* really.

Tirek: she's a kid.

Sombra: And you're the closest thing to a brotherly or parent figure she has, I'd really thought different.

Tirek: Just- you know what, just, just how about if you just, just leave.

Sombra: *poof*

CG: What's wrong?

Tirek: Nothing you should worry about for now.

CG: Are you sure? You look pretty upset

Tirek: It's fine..

CG: Cheer up! It's valentine's Day!

Tirek: *side smile* where are you going to hang all of these?

CG: Everywhere! I want to decorate all the walls!

Tirek: And are you going to take them down afterwards?

CG:..........

Tirek: *chuckles* I'll help if you behave.

*Somewhere else*

Grogar: You're very mean you know.

Sombra: Do you think I care-

Grogar: Just because it wasn't good to you it doesn't mean you have to take it out on her.

Sombra: *Lowers head and frowns* That's not my problem.

Grogar: You're only worsening your Pedophobia, you aren't making this anyway easier for anypony.

Sombra: It's not my fault that I don't know how to deal with children.

Grogar: It's not your fault that the world treated you badly, but it doesn't mean that you have to make it happen for somepony else.

Sombra: I already said it's not my problem.

Grogar: Don't growl at me, you're not going to stop been an asshole are you?

Sombra: *Basically hisses at Grogar* Just leave me alone.

Grogar: I don't care about this shitty holiday either, but calm down.

Sombra:..

*Time skip*

Tirek: Oh hey Grogar

Grogar:*nods*

Chrysalis comes in through the front door, and lightly flies to where they are.
Chrysalis: Good evening.

CG: Welcome back!

Chrysalis: Where-

Grogar:*signals no with his head*

Chrysalis: How was today?

CG: We made garlands and put them everywhere.

Chrysalis: I saw them, pretty lovely yes.

CG:*proud of herself*

*Oven makes noise*

Tirek: That's dinner!

Grogar: Why don't you go get Sombra for dinner, Cozy?

CG: on my way!

Cozy flies away through a hallway.

Chrysalis: was he been an asshole again?

Grogar: When does he really stop?

Chrysalis:*sigh*

*Somewhere else*

Cozy opened an iron gate. Everything was dark, there was no windows that she could see and the smell of smoke made her cough every now and then.

CG: Hey Sombra-

Sombra: What do you want now?

CG:*adjusts eyes to the dark, leaving the door behind her open*

Sombra:*straightens up and faces Cozy*

CG: Grogar told me to come get you for dinner.

Sombra: I'm not hungry, you smurf.

CG: It's rude to reject an invitation without a good reason.
*Walks closer*

Sombra: Just tell them I am not going, and leave me alone.

CG: *standing in front of him*
Too late!

Sombra: Aren't-

CG:Before you say anything about how bad influence you are and how you want me to leave, here.

She stretched her hoof out, a small thing in it.

Sombra: What's this?

CG: A kiss!

Sombra: A chocolate kiss?

CG: For you.

Sombra:..thank you I suppose.

CG: But you can also have a real one!

Sombra: What do you-

And so Cozy kissed Sombra's cheek. His eyes open wide in shock.

CG : Happy Valentine's Day!
She smiled.

Sombra watched her walk away, the small chocolate piece between his legs.

Sombra: Cozy..

Cozy: *Stops and turns around*

Sombra: Happy Valentine's Day to you too.
He smiled.

Cozy smiled back and left.

Author's Note: So this turned out more sad than I expected......oh well. This was basically Cozy been cute and Sombra as he's described an asshole. This was meant to be more funny but somehow took a twist, whoopsies. I hope you still enjoyed this somehow.