Five Quarters Of A Whole (Mlp Villains Random One-shots)

Bloody Hell!

They were just laying there, doing nothing productive at all. Like absolutely nothing. They could give up breathing if they wished.

CG: My stomach hurts.

Tirek: Are you sure it's your stomach?

CG: I'm sure this time.

Sombra: Life is cruel sometimes.

Chrysalis: You have some problems.

Sombra: Why give a 40º Celsius to a living being that could hibernate in a fucking freezer.

....

Sombra: WhY

Grogar: Some of us happen to have a headache.

Tirek: And all of us happen to have nothing to do today!

Chrysalis: Finally someone says something- adequate.

Sombra: I'm too tired to pay attention to your sophistication.

Grogar: Well you don't happen to be tired enough to keep on complaining.

Sombra: That's different.

Grogar just sighed.

Then some cloud of smoke showed up, a weird figure with it.

??: Please just give me more time!

Sombra: ............yea how about no.

??: Please! I beg you!

CG: Who's this guy?

Sombra: This pesky shit is Hinge, a very depressing soul that thought it was funny to break rules.

CG:....... Is he a demon?

Sombra: Something like that.

CG: Cool.

Chrysalis: What does this demon thing have to do with you? The smoke is seriously damaging the carpet.

Hinge: Please!

Tirek: Excuse you, we were having a conversation over here.

Hinge: But-

Tirek: May you continue.

Sombra: Huh? Oh, well that thing saw a chance to try to escape his dungeon, he was actually half way there, but then he was caught.

CG: Breaking out of where?

Grogar: A dungeon?

Chrysalis: What does it have to do with you?

Tirek: I surprisingly don't have a question.

Sombra: Oh well, since I've been down there a couple of times, I was asked to go haunt some disappointing souls, like the asshole of Hinge.

Grogar: You've been where exactly a couple of times?

Sombra: Hell.

CG: That would explain many things.

Tirek: It honestly makes sense.

Chrysalis: Alrighty.

Grogar: Then just why do you complain about the temperature today nevermind down in hell.

Hinge: It's actually not that warm there.

Sombra: Shit up, nopony asked for your opinion.

Hinge: le cry

Chrysalis: Hold your horses.
( I had to sorry😂)

Sombra: What is it now dipshit

Chrysalis: How come you've been in hell and returned?

Sombra: If I knew I'd tell you.

CG: Are you sure?

Sombra: sigh Listen here I don't have the patience to deal with you Hinge. You either give in or you are forced to give in.

Hinge: But please! I-I have a family!

Tirek: Ew those thing reproduce.

Chrysalis: Seems like it.

Sombra: There's more to it then, you had the time to start a family but you couldn't be arsed to repay.

Grogar: That's just disgusting.

Sombra: I deal with this things every week.

CG: I always thought you meditated.

Sombra: Why the fuck will I meditate.

Tirek: Because of the ridiculous amounts of stress in your life.

Grogar: I'd say hunting souls is a better option.

Chrysalis: What is it that he has to repay anyways?

Sombra: Hearts.

All of them: Hearts?

Sombra: Yes that one organ that keeps your blood pumping.

Hinge: Wait! As like an organ inside someone?

Sombra: Are you telling me that you have you been collecting something different

Grogar: At this point you might as well make a will..

Tirek: Why hearts?

Sombra: I have a collection of them that's why.

Grogar: So you've haunted a soul before?

Sombra: Over a thousand.

CG: Sweet!

Tirek: I wouldn't say it's sweet rather bloody.

Sombra: Either or bye bye.

Hinge: No please!

Sombra: Bai bitch

Hinge: le die

All that's left is Hinge's heart.

Sombra: And now you'll rot in hell like the piece of shit you are, or were.

He picked up the small organ.

CG: Can I hold it?

CG: It's so squishy!

Sombra: Watch out it doesn't burst on you.

Chrysalis: I mean the blood doesn't smell bad.

Grogar: It's quite a soothing smell.

Tirek: Is that why you always smell nice.

Sombra:..maybe

Chrysalis: So now what?

Sombra: I would have to draw out a pentagram again and get a lot of effort, then give the soul to the person that wants it and I'll keep the heart.

Grogar:....would you...mind showing your collection, you've got me curious now.

Chrysalis: How's six?

Sombra:sure..