Five Quarters Of A Whole (Mlp Villains Random One-shots)

You weren't precise enough

Warm sunny day outside, of course fully wasted.

Not drunk, well they wish they were but they stayed indoors complaining about how good the weather is.

And how they could get rid of Sombra for a good while.

But clearly this didn't happen.

So they layed there, three different sofas and Tirek shattered on the floor.

CG: Why can't we have a pet?
She was laying with her back facing down and front facing up.

Chrysalis: The fact that you said 'we'

Tirek: We already have enough with you.

Sombra: Will you take care of it?

Grogar: If it is that you want friends then you can just let us know. But there's no chance of an animal living here, *cough* for various reasons.

Sombra: *small chuckle* we are a type of animal species.

Grogar: *Stares saying no with his eyes*

CG: Something small. Hmmmmmm. A rabbit!

Tirek: Ew. Those are like hamsters but like twenty times bigger.

Chrysalis:  your IQ is probably less than a hamster's.

Sombra: Just you all ignore the fact that the fountain is on fire.

The rest: Huh

Sombra: No it isn't, but if it was I wouldn't have told you.

Grogar: *Eye roll*

Tirek: *Physical confusion*

Chrysalis: This is what I mean, you have this *points at Sombra in general*

Sombra: Excuse me?

Chrysalis: Yes I am calling you a pet.

Tirek: *looking away* if this is going to get into kink shaming please take it somewhere else and not in front of Cozy.

Sombra:*throws whatever is near*
You disgusting.. *looks up and down* half horse!

Tirek:*offended confused noises*

Tirek: Bish what. Say that to my face again, you *looks up and down* smokey piece of....piece of blackberry!

Chrysalis: Did you really try?

Tirek: Shit up! It's hard coming up with insults on the spot!

Grogar: Thought you three had given up with cursing.

Sombra: Thought you'd given up been a whore.

Grogar: Thought you'd given up smoking.

Everyone else: *gasp*

CG:*quietly* low blow...

Sombra:....

Grogar:......

Sombra:..........

Grogar....

Sombra: *Turns around, wraps up into a ball, begins ugly sobbing time*

Chrysalis: And now you've done it.

Tirek: It happened to be you who started it.

Chrysalis: Not my problem that the undying asshole of Sombra is too emotional.

Grogar: Will you two just stop. In general.

Grogar: So you might as well die.

Tirek: You know what perfectly fine with me.

Chrysalis: Absolutely.

CG: Yeap, have a bunch of pets right here.

CG: A crying meow meow bitch, old sheep dog that failed badly and a rat that won't stop biting on you.

Sombra:*ugly sobbing intensifies*

Tirek: What about me?

CG: You don't serve to be a pet.
You're a half fried demon that was left in the middle of the street, it grew fungus so you got horns but the size of your brain is smaller than a pea.

Grogar: I'm kind of proud we kept you sometimes.

Author's Note: IM ALIVE!!!
OOOOOOF, yea I'm having a hard time writing at all, I've started three new books, uh, not many people seem to look at my announcements, did they get to you? Oh well, at least you'd read this and go to moi. I've been drawing a lot and started an art book.
But.
I've decided to start making animatics, AND BOI DO I LOVE IT.
I_Am_WhoLocked_01
MILKBEFORECEREALS
TELL THEM, ISN'T MY CONCEPT ART JUST MAJESTIC.
But anyways hope you liked this. This was written at 02:18 in the morning.
Hooray!