Once in primary, they told us that we could be whatever we wanted if we tried hard enough.
I did my best to become a unicorn.
I drank "unicorn glitter". Don't ask. I'm cringing every time I remember this. It is edible, by the way.
And then I started collecting unicorn merch. And started watching all the MLP episodes over and over again.
During those episodes, I observed Twilight and Rarity, and concluded that if I were to be a unicorn: I would have to read a ton of books or that I should be a fashionista.
But even then, I still didn't become a unicorn.
They lied to me!
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