Welcome to the dark side of the moon, mortal. Take my hand and allow me to show you a whole new universe of CrAzY.
Once you start reading, you'll be lost forever! Inside you'll be able to see how the mind of a teenage girl actually works - prepare...
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1. Something too many people say to you.
"You need to listen more."
This is legit the thing that Lit Ninja says to me everyday. The thing is, when I near the end of the school year or something, I tend to blank out everything.
You might be talking to me about how you'll take over the world, and I'll be there like: Hm.. I want to sleep. I feel sleepy. Can I just sleep here? This looks like a good place to sleep. I'll just sleep here then. Meow.
And another thing people tell me is "You're so cute." I hate when people call me cute.
When you're as short as me, being called as cute tends to be deciphered as an insult. And I'll more than likely not talk to you the rest of my life. Sure you may think that it's a wonderful compliment. It's not. It's the opposite.
Every single time I attend a family function, a wedding or whatever. The first thing that people say to me is: You look so adorable today, Rachel! Doesn't she just look so cute?
No. No, I don't look cute. I look like the opposite. Stop. Calling. Me. Cute.
For once, just once, I want someone to call me beautiful or pretty. Not cute. Cute doesn't exist in my dictionary. Goodbye, cute. You will not be missed.
2. Something you ate today.
I woke up today morning and went downstairs and ate my toast. With butter. I like toast.
3. Somethingyou listened to today.
Well, I listened to the toaster doing it's toasting thing, if that helps.
4. Something you want to do before you die.
I'm going to publish at least one book before I die. And for the record, I'm not going to die that easily. If I die, it would probably be because someone murdered me.
This girl ain't gonna go down that easily.
5. Something strange.
Something strange, huh? Um. Aliens? Cat aliens?
6. Something you want to say but you have trouble saying it.
Uh, I don't have trouble saying anything? Well, anything that I can think of?
Well, I guess I hate admitting that I was wrong. Pride gets the best of me ;)
7. Something sexy.
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8. Somethingcute.
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9. Something you find beautifulbutotherpeopledon't.
Pineapple on pizza. It's just beautiful. Just plain beautiful.
10. Something you liketo do.
I like to read.
I like to write.
I like to draw.
I like to watch the world burn.
11. Something that will shock people reading this.
Something that will shock people, huh? I'm an undercover unicorn sent by cat aliens to spy on humans.
12. Something you like these days.
I like just staring off into space, pondering over life's existence.
And stressing. I love to stress out over things normal people don't even give a second glance too.
That sentence I wrote? Are all the letters of the correct length, breadth and width? No?
Oh God, because of my careless mistake, humanity will suffer!! I knew I should have wrote with pencil! Dang my stupid judgement!
13. Somethingweird you find intresting.
People. I find people intresting.
14. Something you wore today.
I wore my t-shirt today. My red t-shirt. I like my red t-shirt.