Today I went down for breakfast. Still half-asleep. Still dead inside. Still wishing I could go back to bed.
Okay so, thing was our pickle jar and jam jar look like the same jar. It has the same height, the same width. And in the dark I didn't see the difference between the two.
And who wastes their time reading labels?
Not me!
So, I take a big scoop of pickle - thinking it was jam - and spread it all over my toast.
It was quite dark in the kitchen too so the colour of the pickle was reddish-orange kinda similar to raspberry jam.
And I had no idea at the time.
As I took a gigantic bite out of my toast I realised, I've made a terrible terrible mistake.
And this is how, my cruddy day started.
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