Welcome to the dark side of the moon, mortal. Take my hand and allow me to show you a whole new universe of CrAzY.
Once you start reading, you'll be lost forever! Inside you'll be able to see how the mind of a teenage girl actually works - prepare...
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Funny thing really, this is in my screenshots but I have no idea where this came from.
Someone must have tagged me and I took a screenshot of it and I must have forgotten all about it.
1. Any scars?
Well, once I was chopping this tomato but instead of chopping it on a board like a normal person, I was cutting it in my hand.
Well, I guess you know what happens next. The blade of the knife - and lemme tell you it was uber sharp - sliced my thumb.
It was so deep that I didn't realise that I was bleeding till my mum panicked and stuffed my thumb in a glass filled with ice cubes - she couldn't find an ice pack.
After rolls and rolls of bandages, the bleeding still didn't stop but then after a half an hour, it kinda stopped.
I still have the scar.
2. Self harmed?
God no.
3. Crush?
Well, you would have to specify it a lil bit. Fictional or nah? If it's fictional, well, funny story really, but I have tons of crushes. *nervous laughter*
4. Kissed anyone?
No. I have not kissed anyone nor have I held hands with a member of the opposite gender - other than my dad and my brother.
How sad is that?
Very.
5. Coke or Pepsi?
#Pepsi4Eva!
6. Someone you hate?
The girl who I sit next to in English and in maths. Do you know what she said to me?
"It's hilarious to see you over thinking a problem because the end result is so funny"
She said that when I was complaining to Lit Ninja about how hard a maths problem was.
Well, EsCuSe me, for over thinking stuff. But news flash, sweetheart! It ain't your problem, it's mine! Quick butting in somewhere you're not wanted!
7. Best friends?
Lit Ninja, Spartacus and Fox Girl.
8. Done alcohol?
Dude, no.
9. Done drugs?
Holy sweet potatoes, of course not!
10. Dream job?
I would love to be a lawyer and a part time author! It would be so cool being a lawyer, I can argue with people and the best thing is? I get paid for arguing with people!
