I ate two oranges, six pieces of toast and am halfway through an apple.
What does this tell you? Other than I'm a glutton. Which is always.
I'm stress eating.
Yes folks, tis the night before my dreaded English GCSE and I'm almost accepting my brutal slaughter in the exam tomorrow.
I'm preparing myself for the exam to stab me through the chest and then poke my eyeballs out.

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