Me: Hiya minna I wanted to write a disclaimer because I don't own fairy tail Hiro Mashima does.
Natsu: Who is Hiro Mashima *scratches head*
Me: The guy who created you guys. To ruin your dreams you are all characters from a show.
Lucy: WWHHAAA!!!!!
Me: mhm *nods head*
Mirajane: If we're all characters we can do whatever we want so I can make a NaLu happen or beat Erza? *deviously smiles*
Me: Yeah -_-
xXSweetnekoXx: sup...N-N-NATSU!!is he real or am I turning into England!! *facedesk*
Me: Nope he is real and he is my bae, not yours mine. where did you come from?
xXSweetnekoXx: *attaches onto Natsu's hip* He is real!!
Me: mine! don't turn into a Juvia, no one likes a Juvia
Juvia: what did you say about Juvia, love rival?
Me: Im not your love rival!
Lucy: Finally its not me!
Natsu: Why are there girls fighting over me? I don't know why but I like it!
Happy: Are you jealous Lucy? I know you liiiiiiikke him!
Lucy: Stupid cat *Lucy kicks*
Erza: *sits in corner eating strawberry cake*
Me: NATSU IS MINE! *swings at xXSweetnekoXx*
xXSweetnekoXx: NO HE IS MINE!!! *pushes me into Erza*
Erza: *drops cake* look what you guys did!! *pulls out heavens wheel armor* clean it up
xXSweetnekoXx: hai! hai! *grabs rag*
Me: everything is fine! *scrubs floor*
Erza: YOU DESTROYED MY CAKE!!! *pushes heads against floor*
Me: I'M SORRY!!
xXSweetnekoXx: Ewww i got wood in my mouth!
Wendy: Erza leave them alone they are just little kids!
Me: yeah we're just little kids!
xXSweetnekoXx: I don't know about you guys but I'm 13.
Me: you're so old! TT_TT why!
Wendy: how old are you?
Me: pshwhshwhshwsh.....
Wendy: sorry I couldn't hear you, can you repeat it?
Me: I'm 12 TT_TT
Wendy: awww you're my little sister!
xXSweetnekoXx: big mistake calling her little! she acts like Edward from fullmetal alchemist.
Me: I'm only 5'4.5 ok! Don't make fun of me! I'm fun size!
Wendy: no I meant your age! *sweatdrops*
Me: just because i'm in grade 8 don't mean a thing!! I mean Jeez Lois! why!!! *mental breakdown*
Wendy: i'm sorry if you got offended but if you look at it you can make fun if me for being flat chested!
Natsu: Hey what happened to having the spotlight on me!?
Gray: How come I'm not here? I deserve it!
Juvia: Gray-sama does deserve to be here with Juvia!
Gray:....*disappears*
Juvia: Gray-sama come back *chases him*
Mirajane: ahhh Gruvia!! *faints*
Juvia: Juvia changed to Juvia 2.0. so Juvia can love Gray-sama even more
Gray: Look Juvia! Im not interested ok.
Mirajane: Gray! >:(
Me: slowdown where am I in this conversation! I am the writer!
xXSweetnekoXx: yeah where am I! I am the writers bestie!
Juvia: can writer-chan speak like Juvia? Don't say writers own name. Juvia dares writer to do it tomorrow and if writer breaks it xXSweetnekoXx will tell me.
Me: deal!
Erza: I also dare you to not be anything but happy tomorrow.
Happy: she is not me! *flys away*
Natsu: so if your name is Baby nashi dragneel then...I'm confused who are your parents?
Me: ok so you are my papa! following along?
Natsu: *nods head*
Me: and Lucy is my mama! Get it?
Natsu: *nods head*
Lucy: waaaaahhhh!! Natsu do you understand what happened?
Natsu: yeah I'm this kids parent
Me: bad thing to ask Natsu if he understands something -_-
Lucy: you young lady call him your dad and Natsu, yeah I'm her mother *faints*
Me: gee thanks what a compliment.
Levy: awww Lu-chan had a baby with Natsu!
Me: hey aunty I wouldn't be laughing you had a baby with Gajeel
Mirajane: SO. MUCH. SHIPS!!
Levy: waaaahhhhh!!!!! *faints*
Gajeel: don't worry Levy I will catch you!
Mirajane: SO. MUCH. SHIPS!!
xXSweetneko: Natsu or Gray....how bout Natsu..no Gray...no Natsu..yeah Natsu is hot!
Me:things are getting out of hand. -_- we should wrap it up
Hiro Mashima: uhhh...where am I?
Me: yeah lets wrap it up. -_-
Makarov: but I barely joined!
Me: well Im barely ending
Laxus: can you hold it up longer. Just for me? *winks*
Me: Anything for you *hearts in eyes*
Freed: Laxus is mine back off!
Me: NEVA *grabs Laxus's arm*
Freed: *faints*
Laxus: sorry Nashi you are too young but here is an autograph *signs paper*
Me: but..but..but...*cries* can I touch your muscles
Laxus: sure kid *winks and smiles*
Me: omg *touches muscles and faints*
Freed: but you never let me do that!!
Me: ok I HAVE to wrap it up now sorry minna! gotta go!
Everyone: SAYŌNARA👆
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