014. GUESS

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messages:

messages between spider-baby and mystery-boy:

Lucas

No

Mason

Nope

Charlie?

Nope

Elliot!

.. Nope

Wait, what did that mean?
Was I close?

Just give up already hon.
You've been at this
for over 2 months.

NO- NEVER
I NEED TO KNOW

Alex
Henry
Mason
Sam
Max

You're not even close,
you're not gonna guess it.

GIVE ME A CLUE THEN

NO

YES

NO

YES

NO

YES

FINE

YES

IT'S PRETTY COMMON-
NOW QUIET ABOUT IT

I'm so happy with
myself rn

You better be.
What are you doing
anyways. It's 3 in
the morning

In London it isn't

Right, I forgot you're
a british whore

Oi, don't insult me like
that or I will release
my british powers
on you

Oh noooo
Not the powers of tea
and cowardess

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NO- NOT THE QUEEEN
AAAAAAA

Bow down bitch

But then I have to get
up firsttt-- me have
no energy

Go to sleep then

Noooo

Why?

This bitch doesn't
do sleep

Didn't you have these
sleeping pills?

Yeah- I'm all out. So
now I can just suffer
at night

Why do you need
those anyways

Stuff

Thanks. That info was
really useful.

RiGhT?!/!?

🤦‍♂️ Sometimes I guestion
why I'm friends with you

But we ARE friends

Unfortunately.
But I'm serious. You're
always up late.

How do you know?

.. You almost always
text me around 2 am
Andd you're pretty
active on both twitter
and instagram

Stalker. Stranger Danger.
Creep.

Says the person that,
and I quote "I will find
your house, sit in your
closet until you fall
asleep and then murder
you with a pillow."

I will neither confirm
nor deny that.

I-

Yes?

Nevermind.

What are you doing
anyways this early?

It's literally 9 am?

Yeah? I'd still be asleep..

Yeah because you go
to sleep at 5

True.

But I had to go out
with Tessa

Aww I totally forgot
about herr. I love blue
staffies. I used to have
one when I was young.

She's an absolute
sweetheart.
ALSO- I KNOW SOMETHING
ABOUT YOU--

Nooooo
Why do you make
it so difficult for me?

Because I want to figure
you out "Mysterio"

Whyyyy there's nothing
interesting about me at all

I think that's where we
disagree. But fine- just
tell me about your staffy

Oh I haven't seen him in
over 10 years. But his
name was Loki. He was
super naughty but
really sweet.

Your family has something
with Marvel, don't they?

Sort of 🤷‍♂️

Damn it Mys
Why can't you answer
a question like a normal
person.

Because I'm not a
normal person.

That's fair

Tom?

Yeah

What's your favorite
color?

Uhm
Red?
Why?
Mys
Why do you keep falling
asleep on me, mate.
It's not fair.
Goodnight weirdo
delivered 4:12 am





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Soo there was a bit of a time jump in this chapter. They're pretty close now and talk every day-- I'm soft.

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