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phonce call between TOMato🍅 and elFRIEah🍟:
"Ellll..."
"Tommm..."
"I have a question for you."
"Oh god- not one of those.
"I did NOT break the
speakers- it was Salem."
"That's not-"
"Wait- YOU BROKE MY
SPEAKERS?"
"...No."
"El.."
"Fine, yes -- I broke them.
It was an accident!"
"-How??"
"Salem and I were cleaning
the apartment, because that
needs to happen too. He went
out to get some coffee and I
was cleaning the little table in
front of the couch, but you had
left your speakers there so I
put them away before cleaning.
I put them on the kitchen counter,
because I thought that would
be smart. After Salem came back
we took a little break and we
drank some coffee- but that bitch
decided it would be a good
idea to push me while I was
holding the coffee.."
"Jesus Christ, take a breath-
I thought you were going to
pass out."
"Right.."
"Wait-, what happened next?"
"I spilled the whole cup of
coffee onto your speakers..
I'm sORRY."
"God, how are you two allowed
to live together? But it's fine,
accidents happen."
"Carrie tried to make us live
in different apartments,
Teddy too."
"Somehow I'm not surprised,
you two cause distruction
wherever you go."
"But it's fun. I've lived with
that bitch since I left my
own house, I don't want
to live on my own."
"Understandable, I genuinely
live in the same street as my
parents haha."
"Right-, now I feel less bad
about myself."
"Speaking of my parents..."
"Oh god."
"El, we've been together for
two months and known
each other for almost a year.
My parents really want to
meet you."
"Nope- not gonna happen.
They'll see me and realise
I'm super weird and force
us to break up."
*laughs*
"That's bullshit and you
know it."
"No I'm serious, I can't do
it- I'm too nervous."
"You're such a coward."
"Yes, there you have it, you
have a coward for a
boyfriend."
"I met your parents too!"
"Yeah, because they came
to pick up Mall and Vi."
"Still."
"Please El, pretty please."
"Damn you- alright. When
do you want me to meet
them?"
"Christmas."
"WHAT."
"I can literally hear the smirk
on your face, bitch."
"You are insane -- I'm not
meeting your parents on
Christmas!"
"Yes you are."
"Now why would I?"
"Because I already told
them you'd come."
"You did wHAT."
"Hey, I knew you would
be like this- that's what
I'm for, making sure you
don't chicken out of life."
"I hate you, I hate you,
I hate you."
"No you don't."
"No I don't."
"But I'm celebrating
Christmas with my own
family.."
"Wait- I only come to your
family for Christmas if you
come to mine after."
"Deal."
"Deal."
"Fuck, what am I getting
myself into.."
"You're getting yourself
into a fun time, my family
already adores you."
"They do?"
"Yeah, I've told them some
stories -- andd they also
follow both me and you
on Instagram, so they
practically know everything."
"Oh god, I forgot about that.
I'm not going to survive
that night."
"Don't worry, I got your
back, Beck."
"Did you just?"
*laughs*
"You're cancelled."
End call?
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i'm really looking forward to letting el meet tom's family and vice versa akskdjsh
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