messages:
the ultimate fuckwats:
terror child = elijah
queen cherry = carrie
skinny bitch = salem
luckyluke = lucas
king edward = teddyskinny bitch:
ELIJAH QUENTIN FUCKING
BECKterror child:
WHATskinny bitch:
WHY IS TOM HOLLAND LIKING
ALL YOUR POSTS ON YOUR
PRIVATE ACCOUNT??king edward:
Wait WHATluckyluke:
AMERICA EXPLAINterror child:
SALEM HOW CAN YOU EVEN
SEE THATskinny bitch:
I SEE ALL, YOU PATHETIC
MAN WHORE*king edward changed skinny bitch to God™*
God™:
Thank you child- NOW
EXPLAIN ELIterror child:
I may have met him,,king edward:
W H A Tluckyluke:
AND YOU DIDN'T THINK
TO TELL USterror child:
I told Carrie--king edward:
And not us? I am hurtGod™:
Look what you've done
Elijah. You've hurt Teddy.luckyluke:
Say sorry to Teddyterror child:
Sorry Teddyking edward:
<3God™:
Wait, where is Carrie?luckyluke:
On set somewhere. We
were just callingGod™:
The bitchGod™:
HEY- ELIJAH. STOP TRYING
TO MOVE AWAY FROM THE
SITUATION- EXPLAIN
EVERYTHING YOU TWATterror child:
Damnit. Fine.
I was working yesterday and
out of nowhere Tom walks in.
He didn't directly recognize
me, I took his order, wrote
something at the bottom of
his cup. He figured out it was
me and found my account
and liked my pictures. You
happy now?king edward:
God™:
Bitch-luckyluke:
You and Tom would make
such pretty babiesking edward:
Luke-God :
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKSterror child:
EXACTLY- LISTEN TO GODluckyluke:
HEY- I said WOULDGod™:
Ngl it's true thoterror child:
Oh fuck offking edward:
Guys can we appreciate
that Elijah is finally getting
game again?God™:
Omg yess- you go babyluckyluke:
You seriously need to get
laid my friendterror child:
This is not what I meant
with next topicterror child:
Why is Carrie never here
when I need herGod™:
She would say the sameking edward:
^terror child:
I hate all of you peopleluckyluke :
Hey- we only speak the
thruth. You need to get
out there again.God™:
Exactly. You haven't been
to a proper party in a long
time.terror child:
GuysssssssGod™:
No- no complaining.
Tomorrow night. The four
of us are going outking edward:
Yaaasterror child:
I want Carrie to come tooluckyluke:
Sorry dude. It's just gonna
be the boys this time.God™:
Yessir 😤😤😤terror child:
What if I don't want to go?king edward:
Then we'll force you. Come
on Eli, what's the harm in
going to one party?terror child:
Okay fine.king edward:
We'll be with you the whole
time. It's gonna be fineeeterror child:
I still hate all of youGod™:
xxluckyluke:
<3king edward:
8pm, me and Eli's place.God™:
Aye aye captainluckyluke:
Littytittyterror child:
Luke- noluckyluke:
LITTYTITTYterror child:
😤😤
I have to go btwGod™:
What in your life can
possibly be more important
than talking to us.terror child:
Mall's figure skating
rehearsals??king edward:
Yeah, that's fair.God™:
AAH WISH HER GOOD LUCK
FROM HER FAVOURITE UNCLEterror child:
Salem,, I hate to break it to
you, but you're not her uncleGod™:
WELL I AM GOD, AND GOD
DECIDES THAT SALEM DENVERS
IS MALLORY'S UNCLE-
WHOOSHking edward:
Can't argue with that logic,
now can we?terror child:
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