UNDERSONG #2 - KILL OR BE KILLED (RecD)

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[NARRATOR]

The human lay alone, passed out upon a bed of flowers.

Monsters gathered from far and wide to see them...

But then they sung a musical number about themselves and left.

Fortunately, one monster remained to welcome the child to their world.

[PAPYRUS]

HUMAN! IT IS TIME TO WAKE UP! WAKE UP SO I CAN LEAD DOWN A BAD PAAATH!

[FLOWEY]

HEY! What's going on here?

[PAPYRUS]

OH LOOK, IT'S ME!

[FLOWEY]

Did you idiots REALLY think you could get rid of me that easily?

[PAPYRUS]

YES.

[FLOWEY]

I'll play MYSELF, thank you very much!

Howdy! I'm FLOWEY. Flowey the Flower. 

Golly, what an awful fall! You look extra-vulnerable!

Wait! Don't go! You could get hurt!

There ya go! Just sit back, relax, and let me show you how things work down here!

Y'see, we've got something down here called LOVE.

It makes ya feel all warm and fuzzy and strong!

And the more ya got, the better you feel!

Aw, you don't got any LOVE at all, do ya? 

Don't worry! I'll share some of mine!

Pretty, aren't they?

These little white... "friendliness pellets" are just BURSTING with LOVE!

Go on! Take one!

Just reach on out and take one!

I SAID TAKE ONE!!!!!

*sigh* Y'know, this would be a lot more authentic if actually got hit for once.

[PAPYRUS]

PSST! ME! YOU FORGOT THE FAKE BULLETS.

*Papyrus throws plastic seed thingies spontaneously.*

[FLOWEY]

LEAVE!

*Stage one saved*

Listen up, the underground is filled with danger.

It doesn't matter on how nice someone acts.

Deep down...

WE'RE ALL MONSTERS.

And there's only one way to protect yourself from a monster...

But you already knew that, didn't you?

Nice to meet'cha kid...

(Flowey is going through puberty?)

For the tenth time! Hope ya know me now, I know you fine.

You're quick, determined, but is that enough?

Fate is calling, answer and get rough

If you change the world, I'll change it more

But hey, kid, you've heard this all before!

You'll die with just words so make them swords and make it through!

Cos' in this world there's just one thing that's true...

It's kill or be killed! 

Kill or be killed!  (BACKGROUND CHORUS: Killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed) Kill or be Killed (killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed)

 Now, at times, it may be best to ACT

 You show kindness, I'll rip out their digestive tract!

 HAHAHAHAHA!

 But we're both the same, push comes to shove

 Both of us are on a quest for LOVE

  Wanna make friends?

 I don't think they do

 Better strike before your foes strike you!

 There's no fleeing from what nature programmed in your brain!

 For you, my friend, Genocide's simply sane!  So Kill or be Killed!

 Oh wooooah! Kill or be killed!

 Or be killed, or be killed! (BKG CHORUS: Killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed)

[PAPYRUS]

 But, hey, if you spare them, how happy you will be

 You'll dance and prance all day and throw tea parties

 Never ever no matter the weather will immoral thinking cross your path

 You'll be joking, cooking pasta, cleaning spears

 AND I'LL JUST LAUGH. MAKE YOUR FRIENDS AND MAKE THEM HAPPY, I'LL BE OCCUPIED

 STEALING PEOPLE'S SOULS WHILE I COMMIT MASS GENOCIDE

 NO WORRIES, THOUGH, LEAVE ME UNCHECKED,

 EVERYTHING WILL BE JUST FINE

 EXCEPT THAT EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER HAD AND LOVED

 WILL BE ALL MINE!

 *Stage one loaded*

But that'd be too easy!

So Kill or be Killed!

Kill or be kay-yiiiiled!

Kill or be killed or be killed or be killed or be killed or be killed. Kill or be killed!!!!!!!!!!!! 

KILL OR BE KIIIIIIILLLLED!(BKG CHORUS: Killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed)

HAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHA~!

[TORIEL]

Stand back you fiend! 

Fear not, my child I am not here to hurt you. 

GOODNESS! Please tell me you did not take that horrid flower's words to heart!

You seem to be badly wounded my child.

Did that flower do that to you as well?

Oh, you poor SOUL!

Worry not, you are safe now. 

I am TORIEL, guardian of these RUINS.

Please, come with me. I shall heal you...

AUTHOR'S NOTE: (BKG CHORUS is a phrase for the backround chorus lyrics)

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