Undertale NOT the Musical - Dummy! - With Lyrics (Man on the Internet/Radix)

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*Seems like a regular training dummy.

*Do you want to beat it up?

Yes  No❤

*You stare into each other's eyes for a moment...

DUN DUN!!!!

[MAD DUMMY]
Hahaha... Too intimidated to fight me, huh!?
I am a ghost that lives inside a DUMMY
My cousin used to live inside a DUMMY, too
Until...
YOU CAME ALONG!

When you talked to them, they thought they were in for a nice chat...
But the things you SAID...!
Horrible
Shocking!
UNBELIEVABLE!

It spooked them right out of their dummy!
HUMAN!
I'll scare your SOUL out of your body!

(Battle starts)

I'll defeat you and take your SOUL!
I'll use your SOUL to cross the barrier!
I'll stand in the window of a fancy store!
THEN EVERYTHING I WANT WILL BE MINE!
Huh? Yeah, I guess that'll avenge my cousin
What was their name again...?
Whatever
Whatever!
WHATEVER!!

Hey! You over there
What are you doing, where do you think you're going
I know everything about your dirty past

And I will not just let you walk away
Start to pray, we're gonna play
And I will watch and laugh as you decay
I will make you pay

You'll understand what it means to feel pain
I will drive you insane
I assure that you will not escape
You're gonna stay around here till your last day

Hey guys! Dummies, dummies, DUMMIES! Remember how I said not to shoot at me? Well... failures! You're fired! You're all being replaced! Hahahahahaha! Now you'll see my true power! Relying on people that aren't garbage!

Hey! It's time to play
Now let's watch as the magic missiles fly
We'll fight till the end of days
I'll laugh as I watch you die

And with the power of rage I swing around
Go to town, take you down
And I will watch and laugh and make you scream
It's my dream, I'm supreme

And with a final blow, your soul I'll take
No mistakes, sweet as cake
It won't be long now before your soul breaks
The last days of the human we now make

Screaming and fighting, waiting and crying
Running and tumbling and falling and rising
Again, in vain
You are so wasted you can't hear your brain

Why are you trying? You'll end up dying
You have no clue of who you are defying
One glance, nonsense!
I'm the Mad Dummy and you stand no chance

You cannot kill me, you cannot hurt me
You cannot stab me or freeze me or burn me
I just won't die
I have no body but I'm still alive

Tables are turning, I'm the one hurting
Bouncing and shaking and twitching and squirming
In rage, rampage!
This is my show and you're on my stage!

And now... as I sharpen my knives... I will let you take your last breath! Go ahead!

One by one, step by step
Mangling your body till there's nothing left
Slowly slice through your flesh
These little knives are gonna make a mess (whoo)

My revenge, cutting deep
This is a plate that I eat cold and sweet
All the fear in your eyes
Being reflected on my shiny knives

I will not let you go
The only thing leaving's gonna be your soul
As you bleed, I will laugh
And my revenge will be complete at last!

So full of anger, you are endangered
Looks like this battle just got a lot stranger
It's a crime, but this time
I'll defeat you and I'll do it in rhyme

Enough of this prattle, back to the battle
It'll be sweet when I hear your death rattle
We can fly from where we lie
But all of that starts when the human dies

You will be punished, you I admonish
Carve you up, serve you up as a fine garnish
Feel sad? Too bad!
Now you're gonna learn why this dummy's mad!

All of this yelling, screaming and swelling
You little human can go straight to hell-ing
Rage twitch, rage itch!
Time to die, you little- dummy!

Hey! You over there
What are you doing, where do you think you're going
I know everything about your dirty past

And I will not just let you walk away
Start to pray, we're gonna play
And I will watch and laugh as you decay
I will make you pay

You'll understand what it means to feel pain
I will drive you insane
You can be sure that you will not escape
You're gonna stay around here till your last day

No way! These guys are even worse than the other guys! Who cares? Who cares! WHO CARES! I DON'T NEED FRIENDS! I'VE GOT KNIVES!

(Chucks knife)

I'm... out of knives

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