LEGENDARY HEROES: A Deltarune Song (RandomEncounters)

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Kris: Come with me!
Take a walk!
No more eating people's chalk!
There's a kingdom full
Of magic that awaits us!
You and I
May get beaten up and cry
And then eaten up and die
Given every living
Thing here hates us!
A heart
And a song's
All it takes to get along!
If it comes to blows
We'll do a little acting!
With my grace
And your horrifying face
We can make it through this
Field of Hopes and Dreams!

Susie: This is dumb
I feel lame
I might die from all this shame...
There's a flutter-

Kris: In your heart?

Susie: More like my gizzard...

Kris: That sounds good
Like a healthy gizzard should!

Susie: Who's the bozo in the hood?

Kris: Looks a little like a fluffy wizard...


Ralsei: Never fear!
Though I seem slightly odd
I'm on your team!
My name's Ralsei and I'm
Here to help you, Heroes!
And now us three must face our destiny
Especially the prophecy-
A team of Hopes and Dreams!

You can fight back
Beasts with this pencil!

Kris: Or fight a math test...

Ralsei: None will dare cross
Blades with this comb!

Susie: I'd rather die

Ralsei: I will use this scarf — it's prehensile!

Kris/Susie: How do these get us home?

Ralsei: Ooh, we should name our group!

Susie: How about the *bleep* squad?

Kris: That's.. Not very advertiser friendly..

Susie: We ought a have a title that
Our enemies will fear!

Ralsei: Like "The Legendary Heroes' Gang of Fun!"

Susie: I'd rather be The *bleep* Squad-

Ralsei: Hey! That swear word's second tier!

Kris: Look, The Fun Gang's dumb
The *bleep* Squad stinks
And who cares what the bad guys think?

Lancer: Ho ho ho! Hee hee hee!
I'm the Bad Guy, that is me!
Smashing you into lots
Of splooshy blood!
Choose a part — make it mean! —
For my Thrash-Your-Butt machine!

Susie: This is gonna be a giant piece of crud

Lancer: "Clowns" is kinda weak...
What should you be dubbed?
How about the Lancer Fan Club!

Susie: ... you don't get to vote...

Kris: We could pick names out of a hat...

Ralsei: Uh, perhaps we can use something else?...

Lancer: OH LOSERS!!

Lancer: FEAST YOUR EYE HOLES ON THIS BAD BOY!

Lancer: Now I'm part
Of a team!
This has always been my dream!
No hard feelings about all
That splooshy blood stuff~

Ralsei: None at all
But if I may have the gall
To request a very small favor
Could you all please
Write in "Fun Gang!"?

Susie: How 'bout no?
Heck with that!
Cause the *bleep* Squad's where it's at!

Lancer: Or, if swearing gets you
Punished, Lancer's Fan Club!

Kris: Write a name
Make it clear
(Censor out second tier)
Fold it up
Bring it here
I'll pick one..

All: For our team of Hopes and Dreams!!!

(Song ends)

Kris: Looks like our team's new name will be...

Kris: "The 'Ogh' Crew?!"

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