DELTARUNE The Musical - Hip Shop (RecD)

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Oheth! Customerst! 

Welcome to my Hip Shop! 

 Ho, lowlye worms! 

It appearst we meet again. Under friendlyer terms,

 to meet mine unfriendlye ends! 

 I'm a mere salesmann, but a simple shoppekeepere 

Sellinge bits and bobs til I can paye offe the reaper! 

 Have a cup of my rouxls roux, you'll find that I've fooledst youx! 

Youx've emptied your wallets and you've all helped me to doom youx! 

 To a grislye death! 

 But the Roux ist quite good, yes? 

 You seem scared, lost and confused, don't feel accosted and used 

 For my fine delicacy elegantely leaves you bemused 

 As you examine the flavours, thine end comest for thou, saviors! 

 You'll be sittinge ducks displaying so much knavely behaviore! 

 Chewe and panique all maniqueallye, I might showe some humanitye 

 If you're properlye fearfull towards me and fanninge my vanitye! 

So be real, how is it, guyse? 

 RALSEI: Worm-filled? 

 ROUX: Youst noticede! 

 I'm also stockinge some axese and scarf-y thingse

 That you surely have no use for and I'm putting up no Rouxe for

 And are totallie not suitable to make thine foese vamoose forre 

So just stoppeth with thine queries and at last give up the goose for My Roux!

 Yes, my glorious roux! Buye it, eate it, and befouxr longe I'll make mincemeate of youx!

 ...Youst really wantst that scarf, huh? 

 Fine...It ist yourse.

 RALSEI: Thank you!

 ROUX: NO. THANK YOU. GEH HA HAAA! 

 RALSEI: So, what exactly were you planning to buy with that money to kill us with?

 ROUX: *PAUSE* 

 I don't know... ._.

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